Conan O'Brien Quotes
President Obama, by the way, has set a Guinness World Record as the fastest person to get a million Twitter followers. Obama now has as many followers as the Republicans have presidential candidates.

Quotes to Explore
-
After six years without seeing one, I love just seeing a smile - every smile I see gives me hope.
-
I don't want to give people the impression that I'm an almost perfect human being.
-
You've got to really be able to accept the rejection.
-
I was very good in all the maths and sciences.
-
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
-
I used to sail a lot in all kinds of weather, competing on small sailboats in the ocean. And I travel a lot in Iceland on horses every summer, through the wild areas where there's no inhabitants and there are volcanoes.
-
But eventually it is a game of cricket.
-
If you learn one thing from having lived through decades of changing views, it is that all predictions are necessarily false.
-
I've written a screenplay that is a series of monologues and songs; they form this sort of human tapestry across time and place. The form is strange, but I find it really fascinating.
-
If you look at any normal organization, the CEO is the person with the highest E.Q. The person with the highest IQ is often in the back room running the financials or the operations. That's topsy turvy.
-
It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.
-
Poetry is that sentiment of the soul, or faculty of the mind, which enables its possessor to appreciate and realize the heights and depths of human experience. It is the power to feel pleasure or suffer pain in all its exquisiteness and intensity.
-
My favourite job hands down - and I think I can speak for everyone involved - was 'Breaking Bad.'
-
It's very flattering when you look into the crowd and people have made an effort and dressed in your style.
-
I have a lot of admiration for people who've been in relationships a long time, married for years.
-
I think New York audiences are some of the brightest in the world, and certainly the most enthusiastic.
-
There are a thousand ways to play any role.
-
Reactionaries often describe both Marx and Lenin as theorists, without taking into consideration that their utopias inspired Russia and China - the two countries called upon to lead a new world which will allow for human survival if imperialism does not first unleash a criminal, exterminating war.
-
I can make fried tofu, boiled tofu, stuffed tofu. Cutlets and other fancy stuff, that's for other directors.
-
My success has got so great, it's like I'm trapped, almost, within it.
-
Directing is: you're overwhelmed the whole time. Your mind never stops. If you care about it. You wake up in the morning and you begin thinking about it and then you go to sleep at night and you're still thinking about it.
-
He that to ancient wreaths can bring no moreFrom his own worth, dies bankrupt on the score.
-
President Obama, by the way, has set a Guinness World Record as the fastest person to get a million Twitter followers. Obama now has as many followers as the Republicans have presidential candidates.