Nicholson Baker Quotes
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For me, as a beginning novelist, all other living writers form a control group for whom the world is a placebo.
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Until a friend or relative has applied a particular proverb to your own life, or until you've watched him apply the proverb to his own life, it has no power to sway you.
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I no longer want to live in an apartment furnished with forklifts and backhoes.
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Wikipedia is just an incredible thing. It is fact-encirclingly huge, and it is idiosyncratic, careful, messy, funny, shocking and full of simmering controversies - and it is free, and it is fast.
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Haven't you felt a peculiar sort of worry about the chair in your living room that no one sits in?
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I'm often called obsessive, but I don't think I am any more than anyone else.
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Many good poets are really essayists who write very short essays.
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E.B. White's essays are the best things I've read about Maine - especially the one in which he's not sure if he can go out sailing any more in his sloop.
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I hadn't played any music since freshman year of college, more than thirty years ago, so I had to relearn everything. I started writing songs. Some were dance and trance songs (I listen to them a lot while I'm writing), and some were love songs, because that after all is what music is about - dancing and trancing and love and love's setbacks.
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I've always thought of myself as shy.
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I blush easily. I have difficulty meeting people's eye, difficulty with public speaking, the normal afflictions of the shy, but not to a paralysing degree.
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When I really want to be soothed and reminded of why people bother to fiddle with sentences, I often read poetry.
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That was the problem with reading: you always had to pick up again at the very thing that had made you stop reading the day before.
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One's head is finite. You pour more and more things into it - surnames, chronologies, affiliations - and it packs them away in its tunnels, and eventually you find that you have a book about something that you publish.
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I ordered a Kindle 2 from Amazon. How could I not? There were banner ads for it all over the Web. Whenever I went to the Amazon Web site, I was urged to buy one.
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While I was writing I assumed it would be published under a pseudonym, and that liberated me: what I wrote was exactly what I wanted to read.
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Footnotes are the finer-suckered surfaces that allow testicular paragraphs to hold fast to the wider reality of the library.
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The job of the novel is to be true to the confusion, but not so confusing that you turn the reader off.
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Books: a beautifully browsable invention that needs no electricity and exists in a readable form no matter what happens.
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History isn't a seesaw. If you have a really bad regime on one side, the actions on the other side don't automatically become good. It doesn't work that way.