W. C. Fields Quotes
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.

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Buildings are always better than drawings and models.
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The role of designers and product makers is to really become much better editors. What kind of functionality is actually needed - and truly delightful - to consumers? Remove all the extraneous stuff.
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I think the National League has better biorhythms in July.
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Perhaps misguided moral passion is better than confused indifference.
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The economy in Ireland has been rampaging ahead for the last 15 years. Barring an international, political or natural catastrophe, things can only get better for the Irish.
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I realized, 'Oh, it's easier to get what I want if I embrace the sex symbol thing.' Microphones are more in my face, and I can say things about the kids that I mentor and open more access to more doors.
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Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.
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Sometimes the kids come up with better endings than the real story.
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Every time I go out there and compete, my number is, of course, $100 million or better.
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What's better, a poetic intuition or an intellectual work? I think they complement each other.
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Excellence is the gradual result of always striving to do better.
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I will always find even the worst paintings that attempt some kind of representation better than the best invented paintings.
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Levi's can produce many more Western jeans than we can and make them at a better price.
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I'm a better polemicist in prose.
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And I think maybe all women, if they just had a chance, would be romantic and believe in love and not sex. And men believe in sex and not love.
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Sex and death, the magnetic poles of fiction, attract us children's writers no less than adult authors, but we have to be more leery of their pull.
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Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.
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It's one of the few regrets of my presidency - that the rancor and suspicion between the parties has gotten worse instead of better. There's no doubt a president with the gifts of Lincoln or Roosevelt might have better bridged the divide, and I guarantee I'll keep trying to be better so long as I hold this office.
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A child who has been severely punished for sex play is not necessarily less inclined to continue; and a man who has been imprisoned for violent assault is not necessarily less inclined toward violence.
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I think there are two areas where new ideas are terribly dangerous: economics and sex. By and large, it's all been tried, and if it's really new, it's probably illegal or dangerous or unhealthy.
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If there were a better, clearer, shorter way of saying what the fiction says, then why not scrap the fiction?
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My mother often tells me not to drive back home late in the night. But like all youngsters, I suggest that there is nothing to worry. I tell her I have my driver, I have my security.
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I think young people should have a lot of fun. But I never seem to have any.
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Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.