W. C. Fields Quotes
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.

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Buildings are always better than drawings and models.
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The role of designers and product makers is to really become much better editors. What kind of functionality is actually needed - and truly delightful - to consumers? Remove all the extraneous stuff.
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I think the National League has better biorhythms in July.
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Perhaps misguided moral passion is better than confused indifference.
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The economy in Ireland has been rampaging ahead for the last 15 years. Barring an international, political or natural catastrophe, things can only get better for the Irish.
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I realized, 'Oh, it's easier to get what I want if I embrace the sex symbol thing.' Microphones are more in my face, and I can say things about the kids that I mentor and open more access to more doors.
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Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.
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Sometimes the kids come up with better endings than the real story.
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Every time I go out there and compete, my number is, of course, $100 million or better.
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What's better, a poetic intuition or an intellectual work? I think they complement each other.
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Excellence is the gradual result of always striving to do better.
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I will always find even the worst paintings that attempt some kind of representation better than the best invented paintings.
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Levi's can produce many more Western jeans than we can and make them at a better price.
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I'm a better polemicist in prose.
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And I think maybe all women, if they just had a chance, would be romantic and believe in love and not sex. And men believe in sex and not love.
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Sex and death, the magnetic poles of fiction, attract us children's writers no less than adult authors, but we have to be more leery of their pull.
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Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.
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It's one of the few regrets of my presidency - that the rancor and suspicion between the parties has gotten worse instead of better. There's no doubt a president with the gifts of Lincoln or Roosevelt might have better bridged the divide, and I guarantee I'll keep trying to be better so long as I hold this office.
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If you do write down your passwords, don't make it obvious which password corresponds to which account. Even better, write the passwords incorrectly and make up an easy rule for fixing them. You could decide to add 1 to each number in your password, so that 2x6Y is written as 3x7Y.
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'I want five children, like in my own family, because with five, then I will know that one will be guaranteed to turn out like me,' Donald told a close friend.
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I go out there and train as hard as anybody else.
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I am 90. I can work day or night. I'm the same guy, but the polls show the effect of age. That's the issue.
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A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still.
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Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.