W. C. Fields Quotes
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
Quotes to Explore
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Speakers who talk about what life has taught them never fail to keep the attention of their listeners.
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As you grow older, your whole life becomes very rich, multifaceted.
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I converse with my dog through ESP.
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Leaving the old, both worlds at once they view, That stand upon the threshold of the new.
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What Washington needs is adult supervision.
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In the '80s the band was 24/7. You were only as good as what you were producing at any given moment. Now my family is more important. I also think having the shock of your mum and dad dying humbles you slightly.
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It works both ways: there are victims of tragedy who come to me who have experienced grief of such magnitude that they cannot reconcile. Likewise, I cannot change the mentality of those who committed the crimes or the fools who followed them.
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But I think we need the international market.
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It's become a habit to make films where the father is absent. My father impresses me, but the father figure does not.
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I love Brazilians. Brazilians ought to be made compulsory at 15.
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Business is war! Its leaders are strategic commanders, who boldly snatch victory from the jaws of defeat - and who perform other acts of derring-do. This kind of talk sounds great in the boardroom, and, for that matter, in the bookstore, where dozens of authors counsel would-be corporate warriors.
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I could do a franchise for the end of everything. 'The End of Dogs,' 'The End of Cats.'
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But acting just sort of happened and I found that I loved it. It was such a challenge.
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I've been rapping since I was 18 years old, with a crew called Blades.
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I will never leave the theater. My heart is there, and I love being on stage 8 times a week.
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I wasn't being bullied at school at this point. I had a group of friends, and I was isolated because I wasn't communicating with my parents. I wasn't telling them what I was going through.
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I don't like cooking just for myself; I enjoy feeding other people, particularly outdoors.
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The good life is a process, not a state of being. It is a direction not a destination.
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We are to introduce our people into the life of the Church, which is salvation, that they may grasp its meaning, its contents and purpose, to taste and see how good the Lord is.
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As is commonly said, ‘to start anything is simple; to develop it and bring it to a successful culmination takes great effort.’
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In the music business, I found it was much more about interviews, photo shoots and appearances rather than actual performing, which I do best.
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The greatest challenge to any thinker is stating the problem in a way that will allow a solution.
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Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
