Ken Dodd Quotes
Did you know that a laugh is something that comes out of a hole in your face? Anywhere else and you're in dead trouble!

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I am definitely a dog person. I feel like Webster and I are very much alike.
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It was very hard for me to practice and enjoy my tennis, and I didn't know the why, so I worked with psychologists to try and see what was happening. They pushed me really hard.
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Soap opera seems to be a dirty word, but actually they are the most popular shows we have.
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It is weird. A lot of people try to ask me political questions. I'm not a politician.
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I can easily connect with the prepubescent dork I spent much of my life being.
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The sense of this word among the Greeks affords the noblest definition of it; enthusiasm signifies God in us.
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So many good fortunes have come my way, and I'm trying to pay it forward by helping to raise money to complete 'Bulbul: Song Of The Nightingale,' a documentary that brings attention to the social and human injustices suffered by the Banchara tribe in India.
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Pioneers may be picturesque figures, but they are often rather lonely ones.
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We tried to make a movie that had sex and violence because we like sex and violence.
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I don't like shows, I don't like to put on a show, I just really want to work intimately with my actors.
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Our marriage is strictly in name only. It has never been consummated.
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I'm actually a very lazy person. Most of the time, I'm happy to sit around and stare. Or watch bad TV soaps. It's quite rare for me to get inspired by anything, but it could be something small. A view of the Serpentine. A snatch of music. Or a little shred of conversation overheard on a bus, such as, 'You also will marry someone of my choice.'
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It's time to fundamentally change the way that we do business in Washington. To help build a new foundation for the 21st century, we need to reform our government so that it is more efficient, more transparent, and more creative. That will demand new thinking and a new sense of responsibility for every dollar that is spent.
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I know people go on about Twitter, but it is amazing. It's whatever you want it to be, and all the women got in there before the boys.
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Between the desireAnd the spasmBetween the potencyAnd the existenceBetween the essenceAnd the descentFalls the Shadow .
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Employers are NOT prohibited from practicing sex discrimination in hiring and promoting employees.
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The path that leads from the persona to the self, from the adult to the outlaw, consists of learning to distinguish between false desire and true desire, or superficial desire and profound desire, or obsessive desire and free passion, … or illusory needs and real needs.
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... secretly everybody's getting tired of political correctness, kissing up. That's the kiss-ass generation we're in right now. We're really in a pussy generation. Everybody's walking on eggshells. We see people accusing people of being racist and all kinds of stuff.
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I go home, and there's dust on everything because I'm never there.
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I never had little brothers, so I was totally not used to hearing a lot of cussing at a young age! I learned what 'pull my finger' meant the hard way.
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It doesn't mean that much to me to mean that much to you.
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Each morning I do my ballet class for one hour; after that, it means one hour less to get ready.
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The wide stare stared itself out for one while; the Sun went down in a red, green, golden glory; the stars came out in the heavens, and the fire-flies mimicked them in the lower air, as men may feebly imitate the goodness of a better order of beings; the long dusty roads and the interminable plains were in repose-and so deep a hush was on the sea, that it scarcely whispered of the time when it shall give up its dead.
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Did you know that a laugh is something that comes out of a hole in your face? Anywhere else and you're in dead trouble!