Chris Ware Quotes
I have a preponderance to look smug in photos; something to do with the way my mouth turns up at the corners.

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Mr. Speaker, from hurricanes and floods in Latin America to earthquakes in Asia, natural disasters are increasingly becoming a regular feature of life for large numbers of people around the globe.
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It's not any desire on my part to start playing dads, but it's a convention of drama. If you don't get the parts of young people going out to nightclubs, you have to play their fathers.
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Manhood coerced into sensitivity is no manhood at all.
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I'm not going to roll back anything. Nothing is going to change with respect to reproductive rights.
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Letters are like wine; if they are sound they ripen with keeping. A man should lay down letters as he does a cellar of wine.
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Science without respect for human life is degrading to us all and reflects a hollow and deceptive philosophy, a philosophy that we as a people should never condone.
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I'm not an architectural composer.
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The most successful Subway customers, of course, are the ones who can't keep their hands off their sandwich. Join your artist in the sandwich assembling process. That sneeze guard is a suggestion. That sneeze guard is trying to intimidate you into staying on the customer's side of the partition.
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Sandy Koufax went to the same school as me. I graduated two years ahead of Sandy.
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The next time you're driving from New York to Boston on I-95, you should make a little detour in Pawtucket, Rhode Island, to visit the Old Slater Mill national historic landmark. It's the site of what is considered to be the first successful water-powered textile spinning mill in America.
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Men of New England, I hold you to the doctrines of liberty which ye inherit from your Puritan forefathers.
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The job as a coach is difficult.
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You promised to take care of me and not to turn your back on me. How is it possible that you never wrote to me even once and you never came back to see me? Do you think that it is fun for me to spend months, even years, without any news, without any hope!
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When I cook a meal, I like to serve things one by one and keep them separate. I get that from my father - he's such a purist. Some people even put their desserts on the main plate. It's just wrong.
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I love gross kissing. I think it's the most fun thing to do.
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If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
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Competition is a powerful and essential part of this nation's economy and vital to cutting government costs.
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I have been five minutes too late all my life-time!
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If a farmer calls me to a sick animal, he couldn't care less if I were George Bernard Shaw.
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Women tend to give political candidates only about 10 percent of what males give, and males give women candidates only 10 percent of what they give to males.
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The world of 'The Hunger Games' is a paranoid survivalist's dream.
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Working with Will Smith was one of the highlights of my career. He is so talented and has a tremendous work ethic. We are still friends, and I reach out to him and his partner to pitch ideas. He loves my mother. In fact, my mother was his son Jaden's acting coach for the movie 'Pursuit of Happiness.'
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Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got your cheque he said thanks.
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I have a preponderance to look smug in photos; something to do with the way my mouth turns up at the corners.