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When people are like, 'What do you think of this vampire craze?' - well, I don't really feel like it ever ended, personally, 'cause I've always been into them, like 'Underworld.'
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Writing's like gambling. Unpredictable and sporadic successes make you more addicted, not less.
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There's almost nothing you can't do with a cashew. Not only does it lend its nutty sweetness to savory dishes, it also gives desserts a deep richness.
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You have to see and smell and feel the circumstances of people to really understand them.
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There are two kinds of serial killers as far as the victim is concerned: the kind that you don't see before they pounce on you and the kind you see and don't expect to pounce on you.
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We live in a world of virtual goods where none of us own the 0s and 1s. What are you going to do?
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It doesn't matter how many times you win an award, it is always very special.
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When you're working in public radio, you don't have any money to advertise.
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Jeans fit the mature male one of two ways, both dirigible in nature. You make a public impression that's either Hindenburg or Goodyear blimp.
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By putting forward the hands of the clock you shall not advance the hour.
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Your connections might get you in the door, but it won't keep you there. And if you haven't prepared, you'll suck.
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If you are afraid to fail, then you should go and become a banker.
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More is asked of you on stage. It's no way to make a living. But it's like a bullfight. You find out who can do it and who can't.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
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Take away the contests of the martyrs, and you have taken away their crowns.
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You do what is manageable, and you do it well rather than trying to do a thousand things just a little bit OK.
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Wherever you go at SXSW, there you are standing in line. Or watching other people stand in line.
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I don't know about you, but I can never get enough David Letterman.
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When computer systems cause errors, you can end up with The Dreaded NIGO - the 'not in good order' transaction.
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As far as what makes a viral video, then it's gotta be something that you've either never seen before, a fresh piece of comedy, or something that relates to something topical.
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I'm somebody who likes codes and ciphers and chases and artwork and architecture, and all the things you find in a Robert Langdon thriller.
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Trust your instinct to the end, though you can render no reason.
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It's only a hitch when you're in a slump. When you're hitting the ball its called rhythm.
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After all, everybody has secrets and there are some things that nobody knows about you but only you, right?
