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If you're at an award ceremony, you're against your mates.
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Once you have a central character who announces in the first five minutes of the show that he feels whooped by life and that he's had enough, I'm in. I'm hooked.
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I never liked you, and I always will.
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When you're having conversations about actors, you realize these same conversations have happened about you. If you want to make a film for $5m, then you cast A, B and C, but if you want $20m, you won't be able to cast them, you need X, Y and Z.
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You know, I'm really not that bright.
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I mean, if you decided to go out today and get you an instrument and do whatever it is that you do, no one can tell you how you're going to do it but when you do it.
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If you don't have a teacher you can't have a disciple.
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In this business, you get an opportunity, and you pounce on it.
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Think about your menu, and if you're not a skilled chef - which I'm not - follow a recipe. You can't go wrong if you don't cut the fine print.
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I'm pretty much a straight guy on 'The Office.' We can't all be crazies. You need some balance.
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When you're bringing in a fairly unknown candidate challenging a sitting president, the population needs a lot more information than reduced coverage provides.
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The dynamic with social is you tend not to have products with 30% market share. It's all or nothing. Email works because we have open standards that let you communicate across any email client.
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You have a lot of great teams in the NBA. I watched San Antonio against Dallas, and they're two great teams, and there are great teams in the east, as well. So it takes time to gel, as we've all seen.
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You don't create jobs by passing bills, you create jobs by cutting taxes.
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One of the most important things, actually, when you're playing on grass, is to move.
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Comedy's really subjective, you know.
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You might say that Richard Wagner was the Queen Victoria of Europe. He had musical children everywhere!
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As Trotsky didn't exactly say, you may not be interested in electronic snoops, but snoops are interested in you, whether or not you keep Coke's secret recipe on your iPhone.
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The opportunities I've had to play really complex characters - which haven't been a lot, but some - you never get over them.
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Have you seen that show on Lifetime about that woman...?
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The thing about abs is if you hit them daily, you feel more put-together.
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If you don't acknowledge differences, it's as bad as stereotyping or reducing someone.
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I lost a company. So what? It's just stuff. Can't take it with you.
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Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
