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If you're a liberal, anything you say is protected. If you're a conservative, anything you say is hateful.
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I joke, but only half joke, that if you show up in an American hospital missing a finger, no one will believe you until they get a CAT scan, MRI and orthopedic consult.
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My preference is that, that day when someone sticks a tripod in front of you with a camera on the top, it is not day one.
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You may be surprised to discover you're rich, especially if you're broke.
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We don't care if you understand us.
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You've got to be before you can do and do before you can have.
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If you refuse to acknowledge that there is any waste that can be culled from the military budget, you are a big-government conservative, and you cannot lay claim to balancing the budget.
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I was a carpenter for a time and everybody watches what you do.
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Some places you play in America, it's like 'On the Waterfront.'
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I like the app where you can make your own memes. I make memes all the time and send them to my friends.
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Kids feel like they have to puff up or shrink. These reclusive qualities begin to develop because you feel that who you are is going to either be accepted or rejected by your family and friends.
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Japanese traditional architecture is created based on these conditions. This is the reason you have a very high degree of connection between the outside and inside in architecture.
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When I was a kid going into the movies, you weren't force-fed information everywhere you looked about what the movie was going to be.
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Television is so dictated by time constraints that you have to make quick decisions and go with them.
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When you can't have what you choose, you just choose what you have.
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How can you beat someone that's already lost everything?
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If you're going to buy a suit, don't buy one off the peg if you can afford not to. Go to a tailor, as I always do; find the style you like, and have it fitted to your shape.
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It's a myth that you have to wash your hair all the time.
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There's a real mischievousness about Irishmen, don't you find?
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It's a part of football, you get concussed, you gotta keep on playing. You can't get afraid to go across the middle any more than you were at the beginning.
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In the end it doesn't matter what you do.
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Concussions happen. If not on every play, then they happen like every other, every third play, you know.
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A lot of concerts leave you wanting for something good to eat or drink while you're there.
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The Iraq War. No one took to the streets over it. It certainly would have been appropriate. If anybody even hinted we should... you were called un-American and not supporting the troops.
