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Whatever you want to do in the industry, do it on the smallest level at first. If you want to be a writer, write a screenplay in your house. If you want to be an actor, put on a one-man show. If you want to be a stand-up comedian, go to an open mic.
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Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else.
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A book is a gift you can open again and again.
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Reverence the deacons as you would the command of God.
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I'm the shyest megalomaniac you're ever likely to meet.
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The tech genie is out of the bottle; you can't put it back in.
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Beware how you take away hope from another human being.
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And my friends, you ain't seen nothin' yet.
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Dwight is a sad clown. You've seen those paintings of sad clown.
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You reach a point in your career when the weeks turn into a month or more of the phone not ringing.
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Hollywood's all about, 'Let's make this easy: This is what you do, so you go over here in this group, and we're not gonna call you.'
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The greatest benefit of being a solo performer is that it is seriously frightening, but at the same time very empowering. It's just you and the audience. All the weight is on you to deliver the songs.
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If you are explaining, you are losing.
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The thing about the Internet is that you can write something... for a very narrow audience and make a living at it.
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Kids have a great sense of humour. If you don't, you're going to miss out.
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When you have children, your perspective on the parent-child relationship alters.
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If you're thin-skinned, you don't belong doing what I do for a living.
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It is not whether you really cry. It's whether the audience thinks you are crying.
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If you can't move the audience, they don't want you.
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Beware of the company you keep. See that you associate with the right type of people.
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Attraction is what happens between you. It's not universal. And it's not conventional. And thank God for that.
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If you're not careful, you can fall into a destructive cycle of self-pity.
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What you remember saves you.
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In the Great Depression, you bought something if you had the cash to buy it.
