You Quotes
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Act enthusiastic and you will be enthusiastic.
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If you have a camera in the courtroom, there's no filtering. What you see is what's there.
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Money isn't everything. Do you get married because of money? Do you have kids because of money?
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You can't reconcile being pro-life on abortion and pro-death on the death penalty.
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It's a challenge to do satire when the thing you're satirizing is almost beyond satire, but I think that's a challenge for everybody.
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If you do something, expect consequences.
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You reach a point in your career when the weeks turn into a month or more of the phone not ringing.
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I'm the shyest megalomaniac you're ever likely to meet.
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You can be a great reporter and not be such a great talk show host.
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I accept sceptics, you've got to have challenges.
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When you do it yourself, you feel better.
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You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
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Once I'm awake, I'm awake, which helps when you have to run in the mornings.
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It's super dope when you connect with something personally.
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If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
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If you believe in a cause, you must be willing to put yourself on the line for that cause.
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Your soul either feels lifted by something that you read, or it feels squashed by it.
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To be a gluten-free vegan is, like, the most difficult thing you can possibly be.
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If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?
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If you want to read and you want to draw, that helps you to express yourself.
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You have been chosen, and you must therefore use such strength and heart and wits as you have.
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If you don't make the best-seller list, if you don't get shortlisted for any prizes, it's goodbye.
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I never did feel any pressure in Jamaica. You just someone, not nobody big.
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Matte digital prints are gorgeous, don't you agree? But the glossy digital prints, I just can't stand that paper.