You Quotes
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Every song is like a kid. How can you have that many kids and have a favorite? Which one do I like to hang most with?
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If you don't say anything, you won't be called on to repeat it.
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To be a gluten-free vegan is, like, the most difficult thing you can possibly be.
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We want you to pay attention.
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If you look at any normal organization, the CEO is the person with the highest E.Q. The person with the highest IQ is often in the back room running the financials or the operations. That's topsy turvy.
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You fall for who the chemistry is with.
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If you're going on a plane journey, you're more likely to take one of my stories than 'Finnegan's Wake.'
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Gloves make you so much more delicate.
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If you get 10,000 guys to put their ideal woman into a computer, it still comes out looking like Angelina Jolie.
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If you have a happy home, everything is sorted, I guess.
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You shouldn't be ashamed of your pain. You have the right to have your pain treated.
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You can be an Olympic champion in 9.5 secs, but to be the greatest, there's more to it. It takes a bit of forethought and a lot of mental application.
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If you can shrug off a loss, you can't be a winner.
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Once you understand that listeners want to be challenged, then you also understand that you can't take shortcuts.
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There is a certain aesthetic pleasure in trying to imagine the unimaginable and failing, if you are a reader.
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The cutting room is where you discover the optimal length of the movie.
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I really like boats. If you want to go somewhere, you just take your house with you.
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I guess I'm way too kind and generous, and a saint - if you can believe that!
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If you want to go east, don't go west.
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I'll promise to go easier on drinking and to get to bed earlier, but not for you, fifty thousand dollars, or two-hundred and fifty thousand dollars will I give up women. They're too much fun.
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So you have to keep waiting and then they give you the script and it's terrible. Then you have to go to the rewrite and they're very upset because you didn't like it. I went through that for seven years.
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Everybody knows if you don't have an examined life, you go mad.
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I can tell you Donald Trump's products may not be made in America, but Donald Trump was made in America.
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Are you a Democrat because you're a union member? Then why, after eight years of Bill Clinton, does some Chinese guy in Guangdong province have your job?
