You Quotes
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If you're not a beautiful person, you can't do anything about it.
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You can't be responsible for the way people respond to you. You're only responsible for yourself.
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If you give people nothingness, they can ponder what can be achieved from that nothingness.
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Nobody ever says to men, how can you be a Congressman and a father.
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There's an awful lot of terrible television which I could do, but I mostly stick to Have I Got News for You.
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Divorce isn't the child's fault. Don't say anything unkind about your ex to the child, because you're really just hurting the child.
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If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
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You should create a work that is so valuable it might eventually sell at a high price, but you've got to concentrate on how you create that artwork.
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I don't believe in endorsing a product that you don't want to endorse.
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How you leave the reader is so important - not the climax; I call it the 'exit feeling'.
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The roar of the crowd when you come out for a final is like nothing else: when 15,000 people are cheering you, a lot of adrenaline goes right through you.
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Even if you buy a Finnish, Korean or American phone - it will be Ericsson on the inside.
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You know, for one glorious half hour, I was the mother of the president-elect.
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All my friends are like, 'Can you be on my side in the zombie apocalypse?' and I'm like, 'I got this.'
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You can't just take an image and randomly distort it and call it art - although many people in La Jolla where I come from do precisely that.
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You can't be against bullying without actually doing something about it.
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Some things are really sacred and important to other cultures, so you have to be aware, politically, about those things before you just adopt them.
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One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
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With sitcom writing, you're trying to write stories.
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If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date.
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When you reach 50, what you care about is being honest, being accurate, and being an example.
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Your papers are marked when you go to school, but you can't mark the character.
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You are probably right when you say that I could get a role in any producer's film if I just asked.
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It's very rare you get a great script just handed to you, or sent to you, by someone you don't know.
