You Quotes
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Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.
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I think as I have got older, I have got a bit more relaxed, although you might not think that if you heard me screaming at my kids.
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I've always believed that a good twist is one that, when it is presented to the audience, half of them say, 'I saw that coming.' And half of them are completely and totally shocked. Because if you don't have the half that saw it coming, then it wasn't fair: You never gave the audience a chance to guess it.
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You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
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Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.
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You know, I'm from the South, and I wasn't interested in perpetuating a stereotypical southern character.
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The job of mayor and Governor is becoming more and more like the job of university president, which I used to be; it looks like you are in charge, but you are not.
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With the price of life these days, you've got to get everything for free you can.
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I've already established my (political)machinery. It's like a car. It's fixed already. You just have to get in and drive it.
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If you write genre fiction, you follow the rules, and you have to follow them because readers expect that.
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With ladder matches, you can't expect anything other than craziness.
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Being an actress can be a little like being a girl in the '50s: You're stuck waiting by the phone, hoping that the boy you like will call.
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You may be pulling from different influences because of different things that are going on in your life, different people that are around you and more experiences to pull from.
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You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
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Love, and do what you like.
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You cannot be seeking yourself when you're making money.
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Obviously, after every film you do, you wonder what you're going to do next.
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You can't create a monster, then whine when it stomps on a few buildings.
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The case is I talk for a living, so I should be able to say anything I want to say regardless of how you feel. What we're starting to deal with now is your opinion matters, but to be quite honest, your opinion means nothing.
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I've had quite a life, when you stop and think about it.
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Success is a high, but the way up is hard, and you have to give your all.
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I'll give you my answer calmly and sensibly, my final answer. My final answer is finally no. The answer is no! Absolutely and finally no! Finally and positively no! No! No! No! N - O!
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Skysurfing is skydiving with a board on the feet. You can imagine with this big surface of a skysurfing board, there is a lot of force, a lot of power. Of course, I can use this power, for example, for nice spinning - we call it 'helicopter moves.'
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Mental health is seen as a massive drag to have to write about - worthy, dull. Something you should 'have' to read / write about.
