You Quotes
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When you get to be over 80, your coordination goes to hell and a half.
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Everything's a risk, by the way, these days. Every film you make is a risk. There's no guarantee.
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If you come to my house, you won't see a wall of trophies or things like that. I'm sort of 'on to the next thing' all the time.
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You know, I'm from the South, and I wasn't interested in perpetuating a stereotypical southern character.
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If you want to do stuff, you have to be able to handle controversy.
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Remember who you are and where you come from; otherwise, you don't know where you are going.
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You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
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Select your friendships carefully. Gather people around you who will reinforce your lifestyle.
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The correctness and quality of what you write do not matter; the act of writing does.
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Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.
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I never did a dirty armpit. You can look dirty, but you can't be dirty.
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Regardless of who you are or who you like, love is love.
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Woody Allen likes to do a lot of master shots. He likes to get the whole thing in one take, and so you could be going along doing a scene, and then the next to last line, all of a sudden, you stumble, and you have to go back to first base.
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Don't bother about being modern. Unfortunately it is the one thing that, whatever you do, you cannot avoid.
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If you're expecting an intellectual film, then you will be disappointed.
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It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.
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You know what a champion is? A champion is someone who's ready when the gong rings - not just before, not just after - but when it rings.
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Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.
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Networking is never easier than when people are coming to you.
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'The Replacements' is where I met Jon Favreau, and we just clicked like, you know, like kids at a camp. And he wrote my next movie, which was 'Made.'
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If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.
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Even if you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
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If you have no critics you'll likely have no success.
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The case is I talk for a living, so I should be able to say anything I want to say regardless of how you feel. What we're starting to deal with now is your opinion matters, but to be quite honest, your opinion means nothing.
