You Quotes
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Comedians have to write to survive because you don't get cast for your beauty.
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The best therapy is actually the more aggressive kind when they break you open; they unleash you.
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Nearly everything you do is of no importance, but it is important that you do it.
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If you're making comedies, they have to have a fun and a rhythm to them.
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Nobody deserves your tears, but whoever deserves them will not make you cry.
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You'll never meet a nicer guy than Owen Wilson.
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Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.
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Well, you can't argue with somebody that won't argue back.
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You can't win if you don't play as a unit.
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Mental health is seen as a massive drag to have to write about - worthy, dull. Something you should 'have' to read / write about.
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Being an actress can be a little like being a girl in the '50s: You're stuck waiting by the phone, hoping that the boy you like will call.
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If your mom is still around, you're so lucky.
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You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
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With ladder matches, you can't expect anything other than craziness.
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You can be lonely when you have a guy living with you.
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I don't go to any sexy places to eat where they give you half a lamb chop and one bean. I like going, 'Uhhh, I'm done' when I eat.
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Playing further up the pitch, you have more opportunities to score and provide assists, and it's something I liked right from the start.
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Star Wars was magnificent, but you could tell Darth Vader's ships were glued together.
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I mean, like, I can go in a room and say, look, 'Watchmen' should be at least 15 minutes longer than 'Batman.' I mean, that's, like, any geek will tell you that.
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Getting old is a fascination thing. The older you get, the older you want to get.
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I think about terrorism in terms of popcorn. You can't tell which kernels are popcorn and which are not, but you assume you'll always have some kernels that are going to pop.
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Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.
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Oh my God, Betty White is actually everything that you would expect her to be like.
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The big question about how people behave is whether they've got an Inner Scorecard or an Outer Scorecard. It helps if you can be satisfied with an Inner Scorecard.
