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Children are not unforgiving. You can punish them and they will hug you in a few minutes.
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You must work very hard to become a natural golfer.
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Don't let other people tell you what you want.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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Comic strips are like a public utility. They're supposed to be there 365 days a year, and you're supposed to be able to hit the mark day after day.
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Marriage is another trap. If you are someone who likes independence, it's another stamp against that. And you have to swear to fidelity.
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Can there not be a limit to the fact that really you need to cut your cloth in accordance with what capabilities and finances you have?
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Teach your children everything that you're not, because they will pick up on everything that you are.
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You exist only in what you do.
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The interesting thing is that you don't often meet a poet who doesn't have a sense of humour, and some of them do keep it out of their poems because they're afraid of being seen as light versifiers.
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I was joking with someone about this the other day. They were like, 'You talk about Applebee's as if it was your ex.' I miss it; I miss setting up tables at 6 A.M.
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What you see is what you get.
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Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis - they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days!
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When you are through with the blues, you've got nothing to rest on.
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Ghostery lets you spy on the spies in your computer. For each web page you visit, this extension uncloaks some - but not all - of the invisible tracking software that is working behind the scenes.
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If you don't have a refinery operating, it's hard to use oil that's available.
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You must pass your days in song. Let your whole life be a song.
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I constantly think I'll be found out any second. Some of the crazy stuff that goes through your head. Once you've moved on from the scene, that's it: it's going in the telly and there's nowt you can do about it! It's really scary.
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If you're a governor of a big state, people sense your presence a little bit, even your fellow governors.
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You do not have to dramatize everything. In fact, you usually can't, not without ending up with a half-million-word novel.
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When you write something, at first you might feel very defensive and protective of every single thing, but after a while, you just see what works and what doesn't. Sometimes you do test screenings, and an audience tells you that, or sometimes you eventually just go, 'Let's cut the joke out.'
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How does one endure in a place they shouldn't be condemned to live in? You could take that same question and apply it to any number of neighborhoods in any number of cities.
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It is possible to tolerate anything as long as it only affects you. But the method of collective punishment is bigger than that.
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I don't particularly like showing furniture on pedestals, but for whatever reasons you always have to in museums.
