You Quotes
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You just don't see the same type of all-purpose entertainers nowadays.
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I was joking with someone about this the other day. They were like, 'You talk about Applebee's as if it was your ex.' I miss it; I miss setting up tables at 6 A.M.
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If you have to forecast, forecast often.
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Have you read 'The Grapes of Wrath?' That was my family. My dad was a sharecropper in western Oklahoma. When the dust storms came and everything got wiped out, they came to California. The guys with the mattresses on the tops of their cars in the movie? That was the way it was.
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If you're the Olympic champion then they have to wait four more years to get you again.
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It might be quite boring if you did something and thought it was perfect.
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You can't be perfect. You can't be the perfect father. You can't be the perfect singer.
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Recreational shopping is the shortest distance between two points: you and broke.
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I've just come back from Mississippi and over there when you talk about the West Bank they think you mean Arkansas.
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When you get too big a majority, you're immediately in trouble.'
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Being boring is just wrong, isn't it? You wouldn't have got anywhere being boring.
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Taking part in an Olympics on home ground is something you dream about.
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The less you have, the more you enjoy.
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You who speak languages, you are such liars.
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You cannot have adoration without being criticized.
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Usually, when you are an ethnic person or a trans person, in your average, everyday, unsophisticated television show, you are there for that reason. And they clearly justify and overexplain why. You very rarely see a transgender actor playing the part of a grocery-store clerk without having to say, 'Oh, look at that trans person.'
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When you are through with the blues, you've got nothing to rest on.
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You'll be free or die!
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It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.
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I will concede to you one thing - 'Hustler' is offensive, even to the point of being iconoclastic. That's our purpose - to be offensive.
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The experience of being an Olympian is one that can never be taken away from you.
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You mustn't always believe what I say. Questions tempt you to tell lies, particularly when there is no answer.
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Your audience gives you everything you need. They tell you. There is no director who can direct you like an audience.
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NoScript is probably the most important privacy tool, but it costs you in convenience.
