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You don't want R&B singers to get into beef. Leave that to the rappers, let them do that - R&B, be classy.
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People send me fanmail in the post, and I keep every letter, and I always say I will read every single one. It might take me years and years, but I'll do it. Your audience are what makes you, so you have give as much back as you can.
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What you are comes to you.
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If you have two steaks, one that's an inch thick, one that's 2 inches thick, how much longer does the thicker one need to cook? It's four times as long. It goes roughly like the square. How come cookbooks don't tell you that?
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It's hard to argue with someone that won't argue with you.
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You can actually be bored stiff while you're dying.
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With Shakespeare, there's no subtext; you're speaking exactly what you're thinking constantly.
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Most Israelis do want to keep Israel safe. The question is how do you do that.
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But it's fun to be something, have that, and you don't have to be real. It's like, comedians. They go on and they're doing all these jokes. I would be like that if I were more awake.
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Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis - they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days!
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Feeling like you're respected among the people who do the same thing you do is incredible and necessary.
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If you have a lot of sweetness and quirkiness, someone's got to have a little bit of bite against that.
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Marriage is another trap. If you are someone who likes independence, it's another stamp against that. And you have to swear to fidelity.
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I don't particularly like showing furniture on pedestals, but for whatever reasons you always have to in museums.
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You know, there have been a lot of casualties in rock-n-roll.
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I'll tell you one thing you can't do: you can't put your shoes on, then your socks on.
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I don't have hard numbers about this, but the impression I get is that the amount of eyeballs you get from being on the humor shelf at Barnes & Noble - it is almost insignificant.
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It was just two energies between two people, you can't prescribe that.
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I hate interviews - but you have to do them.
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If you say you're fat, all of a sudden people like you!
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Whatever you see - any good results - are all from the pressure.
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How do you open up? I didn't know how to.
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How you manage change can make all the difference.
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One of the things in Obamacare is that for the elderly, is every five years, you must have end-of-year counseling. Translation, 'suicide counseling.'
