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More is asked of you on stage. It's no way to make a living. But it's like a bullfight. You find out who can do it and who can't.
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If you're taking an antidepressant, it's working, and you're not experiencing side effects, go on taking it. But if it's not working, or not working well enough, or if you have side effects you don't like, talk to your doctor about an alternative approach.
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If you will be the best that you can be right where you are, God will promote you and give you more.
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An audience can really lift you right up off the stage.
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As an entrepreneur, you only fail when you give up.
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You don't want to treat any one person as oracular.
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When I walked out on the mound, I felt enclosed. You see, I'd been used to playing on pastures, where when somebody hit a ball you had to stop it from rolling. Well, this field had fences around it.
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Writing tonal music now, you are not writing into the 19th Century.
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You can be on top of everything, and the next minute, you're going to be on the bottom.
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Oh God, are you supposed to collect things? I don't collect things. I like throwing things away.
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I learned not to depend on other people. I needed support, but it's you who has to go out and deliver.
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If you have a lot of sweetness and quirkiness, someone's got to have a little bit of bite against that.
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I'm on my version of the protein diet, but there ain't no protein in it. It's a Krispy Kreme doughnut between two Cinnabons. And you soak it overnight in Red Bull. Then you chase it with a Snickers.
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Maybe 'America first' means also that you have to deal with America first.
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I'm definitely not getting married. In this business, you're either getting married or they want you to be pregnant. I'm not getting married until I'm forty. If ever.
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I'm not a fan of self-help books - how can something be 'self-help' if the book itself is purportedly helping you?
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Tact: to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.
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If you don't have a unique voice, then you're not really a writer.
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I don't like anything permanent; I have to be able to flee. You have to be able to flee at a moment's notice.
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We talking about revolution because that's the era that you're caught in.
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It's much easier to come back as a recurring character. Because you already know his traits and who he is and what he's about.
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When you advise any person you should be guided by the fear of God.
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Good comics gravitate to each other; you know who's your type of person by watching them onstage, hopefully.
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If you want to join the Republican party, they have to let you in. There's nothing they can do about it. I mean, if Republicans will take Al D'Amato, they'll take anybody.
