Toilet Quotes
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The Internet is a toilet. It is.
Lady Gaga -
I've fixed the toilet. And I've been crawling in claustrophobic places... you have to deal with that when you become a homeowner.
J. B. Pritzker
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I do all my interviews on the toilet.
Slash Guns N' Roses -
Where do you get lumpy tiles? Well, of course, you don't. But I get a lot of toilets, and so you just dispatch a toilet with a hammer, and then you have lumpy tiles.
Dan Phillips -
I've got four kids - I unblock a toilet every day.
Eddie Marsan -
I loved being in Trainspotting and having to dive into the filthiest toilet in Scotland.
Ewan McGregor -
Remember, if you write anything nasty about me, I'll come around and blow up your toilet.
Courtney Love -
Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate.
Iggy Pop
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There's no place like home. And there's no toilet like your own.
Taylor York Paramore -
If a state's currently in the toilet, this is going to keep it there.
Nicholas Johnson -
People think you have this exciting and romantic life, because you project this exciting, romantic life on screen. But in reality you're just doing the same thing as everyone else - you know, sitting around watching TV with your gut hanging out, playing with your kid, or even sitting on the toilet. You know what's weird? Even I'm not that interested in my personal life any more.
Ben Affleck -
There are only four things in all cleaners - whether it's shampoo, laundry detergent, whatever.You buy them in bulk and you mix them up properly, and they all work. It doesn't matter if they call the stuff ecologically friendly or have dolphins diving around on the label - it still has these damn four things in it. Anything else is just unnecessary additions to make it smell good or color it blue when it goes down the toilet.
Bill Mollison -
It's now come out just before his record-breaking 100-meter dash, gold medalist Usain Bolt ate at McDonald's. Apparently he timed his meal so when the race started he would have exactly 9.63 seconds to get to a toilet.
Conan O'Brien -
I look at writing and recording like going to the toilet.
Sananda Maitreya
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Man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot!
Katharine Hepburn -
Writing is like masturbating when you have just masturbated. It’s not fun. But it has to be done, or else people would not have anything to read while they sit on the toilet.
Ed Rosenthal -
If all you do is talk crap, I'll just flush the toilet.
Behdad Sami -
For some reason, the only Swedish I know how to say is, 'There is no toilet paper.'
Morfydd Clark -
Most modern homes are simply uninhabitable without electricity - you couldn't flush the toilet without it. It's a huge dependency situation.
Bill Mollison -
You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care.
Carolyn Heilbrun