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		I am the worst cook. I make a mess making a bowl of cereal... like, I'm just such a klutz in the kitchen.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Lyndsy Fonseca
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		I slept on a friend's kitchen floor for a year and a half.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Ben Miller
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Denis Leary
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		Such is life. It is no cleaner than a kitchen; it reeks like a kitchen; and if you mean to cook your dinner, you must expect to soil your hands; the real art is in getting them clean again, and therein lies the whole morality of our epoch.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Honore de Balzac
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		Salad can get a bad rap. People think of bland and watery iceberg lettuce, but in fact, salads are an art form, from the simplest rendition to a colorful kitchen-sink approach.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Marcus Samuelsson
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		At the restaurant, we strive to create an excellent experience for our guests, and in the kitchen, we could not do this without having access to the best ingredients, equipment and tools, including Victorinox Cutlery.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Daniel Humm
			
		
	
	
  
	 
	
		
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		I can't live without my cup of tea. When I was a judge on 'America's Next Top Model,' they had to put me in a hotel where I had my own kitchen, because they can't make tea in America. I was happy then because I could make my own.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Lesley Lawson
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		I was bored at school and bored in a lot of the kitchens. It seemed like all I was doing was putting things into saute pans.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Homaro Cantu
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		Know you food, know your farmers, and know your kitchen.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Joel Salatin
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		When I was a boy, I choked on a piece of candy outside the kitchen window for a few minutes while watching my parents making dinner. I thought I was going to die, but I didn't want to scare them. Our existence was so separate, a dying and a doing well, an outside and an inside. Trey Moody's poems hover in that cold, wet, refrigerator-lit place between the dying and the doing well, the outside and the inside. His poems are the thoughts of the person you love who is always standing behind you, slowly and silently suffocating. But they're not afraid to say hello, and please, and I'm scared.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Zachary Schomburg
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		The wisest advice I ever received regarding the kitchen came from my mother: 'Do the dishes while you're cooking.'
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Lela Rose
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		It doesn't take money to have style, it just takes a really good eye. Sometimes you can find amazing culinary antiques that will make it feel like an old French kitchen.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Tyler Florence
			
		
	
	
  
	 
	
		
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		I can't stay friends with anyone who doesn't have a passion for something; and, generally speaking, artistic people, creative people carry it right into the kitchen, too. They have a zest for life; the excitement of living. All of the great eaters I've known are also men of great wit.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Alan King
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		The house is in turmoil with records on every space. In the kitchen and in the dining room is covered with records. I don't have a big enough house to accommodate everything.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Marian McPartland
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		I have a greater appreciation for kitchen appliances, having played one.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Anthony Daniels
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		When you get a cat to catch the mice in your kitchen, you can't expect it to ignore the rats in the cellar.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				P.B. Kerr
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		Writing songs is no different than explaining to somebody what you dreamed last night: No one ever gives you crap for what you dreamed last night. "I was laying in my bed, and all of a sudden a stallion jumped on my bed and the next thing I know I was in Mars but it looked like my kitchen"... That's kind of what I do with my songs, write them in a dream-like manner. It's up to people to swallow it however they want.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Jason Mraz
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		I was in the kitchen drinking coffee when I heard Coretta cry, "Martin, Martin, come quickly!" I put down my cup and ran toward the living room. As I approached the front window Coretta pointed joyfully to a slowly moving bus: "Darling, it's empty!
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Martin Luther King, Jr.
			
		
	
	
  
	 
	
		
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		The kitchen is the heart of our home.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Trisha Yearwood
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		Severus, please fetch me the strongest truth potion you posess, then go down to the kitchen and bring up the house elf called Winky. Minerva, kindly go down to Hagrids house where you will find a large black dog sitting in the pumpkin patch. Take the dog up to my office, tell him I will be with him shortly, then come back here.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Joanne Rowling
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		I was one of those people raised by a woman who was what I call a prisoner of war. She was captured, she didn't want to be there, she was unhappy, she was banging away in the kitchen, the way that a prisoner would bang on her jail cell, you know, really unhappy. She had to cook for nine people with really little money, so she really just got burned out. So I didn't know that you could actually cook and it would be calming, pleasurable.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Sandra Cisneros
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables,for that matter.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Paul Lynde