Condom Quotes

• Some men send me condoms and underpants. I'm not sure what they want.

  

  Martine McCutcheon
  • Men
  • Want
  • Sure

• If condoms and potentially microbicides can prevent millions of deaths [from AIDS], they should be made more widely available. I know that there are those who, out of sincere religious conviction, oppose such measures. And with these folks, I must respectfully but unequivocally disagree.

  

  Barack Obama
  • Religious
  • Sincere
  • Condom

• Only 3 percent of people in the DRC use condoms.

  

  Amy Lockwood
  • Condom

• I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18 The first time was a nightmare. Who shows you how to use a condom?

  

  Adam Ant Adam and the Ants
  • Time
  • Firsts
  • Nightmare

• You know, we are one nation under a god. Yes, you were right. An angry, crack slinging god who decorates with bullets and spent condoms.

  

  Henry Rollins Black Flag
  • Angry
  • Bullets
  • Cracks

• Used to have a crush on Dawn from En Vogue. It's not like honey dip would wanna get with me, But just in case I own more condoms than TLC.

  

  Malik Izaak Taylor A Tribe Called Quest
  • Rap
  • Crush
  • Cases

• Good thing he’s not your boyfriend, though, Tina. He’s so skinny, I think a condom would pop right off.

  

  Courtney Milan
  • Boyfriend
  • Skinny
  • Not

• I carry condoms in my purse, even though I haven't had sex in a long time. I'm hoping for luck! And I carry them so I can give them to other people who might want or need them, or who might want to have a conversation.

  

  Sharon Stone
  • Needs
  • Luck
  • Conversation

• Yes I usually make my kids eat their veggie chops and watch my concerts in dead silence. If they ask to watch spongebob squarepants I usually do something volatile like make them eat a yellow sponge with googly eyes on it. I hit them quite a bit, but then again I blame the condom manufacturing government for forcing me to birth them.

  

  Thomas Edward Yorke Atoms for Peace
  • Kids
  • Eye
  • Silence

• I have a couple of 'doing caps' in my wallet. That's what I call condoms.

  

  Aziz Ansari
  • Couple
  • Wallet
  • Caps

• In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it. Use condoms and everything. Go with your instincts. This is the time to have a lot of sex and do drugs. But make sure you live through it.

  

  Sarah Silverman
  • Sex
  • Drug
  • Safe

• What is it that you think about just before you get a condom? Sex!

  

  Amy Lockwood
  • Sex
  • Condom

• It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condom in a poor country as Coca-Cola.

  

  Clare Short
  • Country
  • Condom
  • Coca Cola

• So-called real life has only once interfered with me, and it had been a far cry from what the words, lines, books had prepared me for. Fate had to do with blind seers, oracles, choruses announcing death, not with panting next to the refrigerator, fumbling with condoms, waiting in a Honda parked round the corner and surreptitious encounters in a Lisbon hotel. Only the written word exists, everything one must do oneself is without form, subject to contingency without rhyme or reason. It takes too long. And if it ends badly the metre isn't right, and there's no way to cross things out.

  

  Cees Nooteboom
  • Long
  • Real
  • Book

• No matter what those sex-ed teachers say about how great condoms are, there's not a condom in the world to protect you from heartbreak.

  

  Natasha Friend
  • Protect
  • Heartbreak
  • Condom