Married Quotes

• I married first, won the Oscar before Olivia (sister Olivia de Havilland) did, and if I die first, she'll undoubtedly be livid because I beat her to it!

  

  Joan Fontaine
  • Firsts
  • Beats
  • Olivia

• I bet you went on one date and wanted to get married.

  

  Lou Holtz
  • Wanted
  • Married

• The year I married my American husband, I won the lottery - and I tried to give it to somebody else, because I was already approved - not the money lottery, the immigration lottery.

  

  Catherine O'Hara
  • Giving
  • Husband
  • Immigration

• I'm happily married but it's absolutely heavenly.

  

  Erica Durance
  • Married
  • Happily
  • Heavenly

• When I get married I'm going to make the marriage work. Getting married is forever, no matter what my spouse does.

  

  Sarah Mlynowski
  • Married
  • Spouse

• You could say Shakespeare is so extraordinary precisely because he was so ordinary. He had all the usual anxieties and understandings of what it is to have children, lose children, get married, struggle to make a living and so on.

  

  Simon Callow
  • Children
  • Understanding
  • Struggle

• I got married. My wife changed her name. I know some women have a problem with that. But I wanted her to have my old girlfriend's name. So call me old-fashioned, but this fella does what the Bible tells.

  

  Jim Gaffigan
  • Funny
  • Comedy
  • Problem

• If I'm not the sexiest man alive, explain why so many women married me.

  

  Terry Bradshaw
  • Married
  • Alive
  • Sexiest

• It doesn't matter when you get married as long as it is the right person.

  

  Jigme Khesar Namgyel Wangchuck
  • Person
  • Right
  • Married

• When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names - hers and her mother's.

  

  Jack Roy
  • Mother
  • Wife
  • My Wife

• It is terribly hard to be married, harder than anything. I think one has to be an angel.

  

  August Strindberg
  • Married
  • Angel

• I am done with the hour-long true crime shows: "She was a happy married wife. Everything was perfect. Until the trip to Aruba."

  

  Billy Lawrence
  • Done
  • Perfect
  • Wife

• I thought I'd be living a much more bohemian life and be very poor. I never thought I'd do comedy or be married living in the suburbs. Every time I try to plan my life out it just doesn't come to pass, and I think that's a great experience.

  

  Michael Ian Black
  • Trying
  • Comedy
  • Poor

• Get married, in any case. If you happen to get a good mate, you will be happy; if a bad one, you will become philosophical, which is a fine thing in itself.

  

  Socrates
  • Happy
  • Philosophical
  • Fine

• I mean, what do people talk about when they're married?" "Their kids, I guess." "Maybe that's all they have in common.

  

  Rita Mae Brown
  • People
  • Kids
  • Mean

• My mom was a singer, and my dad had been playing in bands with my mom's brother. My dad married my mom, and so I was sorta surrounded by music from the get-go. Born right into it.

  

  Jay DeMarcus Rascal Flatts
  • Married
  • Singer
  • Bands

• I am a librarian. I discovered me in the library. I went to find me in the library. Before I fell in love with libraries, I was just a six-year-old boy. The library fueled all of my curiosities, from dinosaurs to ancient Egypt. When I graduated from high school in 1938, I began going to the library three nights a week. I did this every week for almost ten years and finally, in 1947, around the time I got married, I figured I was done. So I graduated from the library when I was twenty-seven. I discovered that the library is the real school.

  

  Ray Bradbury
  • Real
  • School
  • Night

• Married couples, may we never forget that when attacks come the grace of the sacrament is eternally stronger than we are.

  

  Mark Hart Crowded House
  • Grace
  • Married
  • Attacks

• I do want to get married again, and I want to have kids. And this time, I really want to do it right.

  

  Janet Jackson
  • Time
  • Kids
  • Want

• Marriage is important to me and I love the idea of being married.

  

  Nicole Appleton All Saints
  • Important
  • Love
  • Married

• On December 31st of 1958 Lila had her first episode of dissolving margins, The term isn't mine, she always used it. She said that on those occasions the outlines of people and things suddenly dissolved, disappeared. That night, on the terrace where we were celebrating the arrival of 1959, when she was abruptly struck by that sensation, she was frightened and kept it to herself, still unable to name it. It was only years later, one night in November 1980--we were thirty-six, were married, had children--that she recounted in detail what had happened to her then, what still sometimes happened to her, and she used that term for the first time.

  

  Elena Ferrante
  • Children
  • Occasions
  • Disappeared

• My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates (470-399 B.C.) "Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't

  

  Erica Jong
  • Wish
  • Wife
  • Advice

• Don't get married to an actress because they're also actresses in bed.

  

  Roberto Rossellini
  • Married
  • Because
  • Actress

• Honestly, being in a band with two guys has prepared me so much for when it's time for me to get married!

  

  Hillary Scott Lady Antebellum
  • Time
  • Married
  • Guys

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