Baseball Quotes
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Men are too emotional to vote. Their conduct at baseball games and political conventions shows this . . .
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Shooting gives me a good feeling. It is faster than baseball and you are out on one strike.
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Do we need to have 280 brands of breakfast cereal? No, probably not. But we have them for a reason - because some people like them. It's the same with baseball statistics.
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Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players?
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Baseball was the darling of all sports back then.
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Baseball has better opening days and All-Star Games than the N.F.L. does. Ours stink.
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Baseball and the players association have rules. If you stay within the rules - which say that you can play while you're appealing - I don't see what anyone would be in arms about.
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It doesn't matter. I look at it like this, the start of the season I'll do what I've always done. That's it.
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Whether you want to or not, you do serve as a role model. People will always put more faith in baseball players than anyone else.
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I'll say it again: you've got to put the argument back in the game. They're trying to make baseball mechanized, a machine. They're ruining baseball.
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Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.
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Your body is not made to throw like we throw. That's why you see softball pitchers pitching two or three games a day. It's a natural movement in softball. In baseball it's not a natural movement.
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Donning a glove for a backyard toss, or watching a ball game, or just reflecting upon our baseball days, we are players again, forever young.
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Wearing a baseball cap or sleeveless shirt in a white-tablecloth restaurant is rude and makes other diners upset, just like someone on a cellphone.
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Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said that's why they never hit any home runs. It's a safety issue.
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If you spend any time in Washington you'll find nerds. What happens is most of them sublimate their fixations with comics, or baseball cards, or 1960s British comedies to policy minutiae and political arcana. But, like Christians in ancient Rome, you can still spot them if you know the signals.
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No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball.
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I bet on the game of baseball and I bet on my team, even the mistakes I made, I have to take a different look at someone betting against their own team... that's throwing the game.
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I always thought that it was kind of silly that a baseball card could be worth so much money.
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Every baseball crowd, like every theatre audience, has its own distinctive attitude and atmosphere.
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I had a great time with baseball growing up. I was lucky to grow up with it and to learn.
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How're the Broncos doing?" "Like a bunch of carrots." "Is that bad?" "Can carrots play baseball?" "I guess not." "Then you have your answer.
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If you rush in and out of the clubhouse, you rush in and out of baseball.