Dog Quotes
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But was there ever dog that praised his fleas?
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We all deal with a certain amount of stress, on a day-to-day basis. I probably smoke too many cigarettes, which isn't a very good thing. I don't have any extraordinary coping mechanism. I certainly don't talk to a dog.
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A woman's preaching is like a dog's walking on his hinter legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to see it done at all.
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Me and my dog are best friends.
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I enjoy trying to figure out a way to deal with machines - they become like little buddies or something. It's almost the same way you might develop a relationship with a dog - maybe that's weird to say - but there becomes an understanding you reach after a while.
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If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.
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Since the 1970s, I have asked students if they would first try to save their drowning dog or a drowning stranger. And for 40 years I have received the same results: One third vote for their dog, one third for the stranger, and one third don't know what they would do.
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There's something bizarrely funny about a guy who doesn't realise he's, in essence, a dog chasing his own tail.
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..for the dead fish was striped like a cat and the sky was striped like the fish and the conch was whorled like an ear and the beach was ribbed like a dog's mouth and the movables in the surf splintered and crashed like the walls of Jericho.
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I did have a dog for a few years when I was little, but then just really had cats until I was about 21.
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I'm perfectly happy doing nothing. I'll hang around the house and take the dog to the park.
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My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It's hilarious.
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Then a dog began to howl somewhere in a farmhouse far down the road, a long, agonized wailing, as if from fear. The sound was taken up by another dog, and then another and another, till, borne on the wind which now sighed softly through the Pass, a wild howling began, which seemed to come from all over the country, as far as the imagination could grasp it through the gloom of the night.
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I like to lift and do cardio to stay in shape, so I can walk the dog on somebody, and I like to be strong, but running 10 miles or a decathlon? That don't support my interests.
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I have one pug and one Czechoslovakian dog called Prazsky krysarik.
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I would look at a dog and when our eyes met, I realized that the dog and all creatures are my family. They're like you and me.
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I always thought that my canine family tended to view me as the funny-looking two-legged dog who runs the can opener.
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I am sir Oracle, and when I ope my lips, let no dog bark.
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Several paranoid suspicions occurred to me, the worst of which was that my whole identity was merely a patched-together set of behaviors designed to keep my parents joined to each other - the repertoire of tricks of a small but intelligent dog.
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Today, Snoop Dog endorsed Ron Paul for president. Snoop said he likes Paul's positions on everything from legalizing pot ... to legalizing pot.
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O merry, merry, merry, like only dogs know how to be happy and nothing more, with an absolute shameless nature.
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My idea of good poetry is any dog doing anything.
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Ten years ago she split the air To seize what she could spy Tonight she bumps against a chair, Betrayed by milky eye. She seems to pant, Time up, time up! My little dog must die, And lie in dust with Hector's pup; I So, presently, must I.
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The life of an uneducated man is as useless as the tail of a dog which neither covers its rear end, nor protects it from the bites of insects.
