Hell Quotes
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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
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Gentlemen, for the first 60 feet that was a hell of a pitch.
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The gates of Hell are terrible to behold, are they not?
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I can't do what my mother did, which is tell me every single day of my life about her labor and how long it was and how it was 36 hours of hell .
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I got what I have now through knowing the right time to tell terrible people when to go to hell.
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For my part, I wish all guns with their belongings and everything could be sent to hell, which is the proper place for their exhibition and use.
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Nobody dreams of music in hell, and nobody conceives of heaven without it.
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I've got the Jewish guilt and the Irish shame and it's a hell of a job distinguishing which is which.
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If reading makes you smart then how come when you read a book they have to put the title of the book on the top of every single page? Does anyone get halfway through a book, What the hell am I reading?
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Publishers are all cohorts of the devil; there must be a special hell for them somewhere.
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If I had a soul, I’d probably wind up in hell anyway.
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In 'Hell Ride,' I play a biker - it's about the bikers. It's with Dennis Hopper and Michael Madsen, Larry Bishop and myself. We're bikers, and I play Billy Wings; I've got all sorts of wings, and you have to watch the movie to find out what the wings are about.
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I'd rather go to hell than be in purgatory...
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It's a hell of a thing to be born, and if you're born you're at least entitled to your own self.
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There is a day coming when there will be a religion without repentance, a salvation without the Holy Ghost, a Heaven without Hell.
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Just knock hell out of it with your right hand.
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Prostitutes go to heaven. It's their clients that go to hell.
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Liberals were intimidated by the Reagan administration and did not want to appear naive by talking about programs that called for government support. I just said, 'The hell with that. I'm out there.'
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Every so often, a painter has to destroy painting. Cezanne did it, Picasso did it with Cubism. Then Pollock did it. He busted our idea of a picture all to hell. Then there could be new paintings again.
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If there be devils, would I were a devil, To live and burn in everlasting fire, So I might have your company in hell, But to torment you with my bitter tongue!
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Got tight last night on absinthe and did knife tricks. Great success shooting the knife underhand into the piano. The woodworms are so bad and eat hell out of all the furniture that you can always claim the woodworms did it.
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As you can imagine, those who had fallen this far had been so worn down by their tortures in the seven other hells that they no longer had the strength to cry out.
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I was 18 when I started. I was hanging out with some friends and they asked if I had tried stand-up before. I hadn't, but I thought: 'What the hell?' So I went to an open mic night, and I liked it.
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Nor Hell a Fury, like a Woman scorn'd.
