Pregnant Quotes
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I was told I had a two per cent chance of getting pregnant, so I say she's a two per cent baby.
Nicole Kidman
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A baby's a full time job for three adults. Nobody tells you that when you're pregnant, or you'd probably jump off a bridge. Nobody tells you how all-consuming it is to be a mother-how reading goes out the window and thinking too.
Erica Jong
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Why did the 14-year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.
Carlos Mencia
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Emily Procter getting pregnant changed the show for me. I got so much more involved, which was so much fun! Now I feel like an action figure Barbie.
Eva LaRue
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Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse.
Molly Ivins