Pregnant Quotes
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Ran out of bullets and still had static, grabbed a pregnant lady and out the automatic. Pointed at her head and said the gun was full of lead, he told the cops, back off or honey here's dead.
Slick Rick
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I get pregnant pretty easily, but I have a hard time keeping them.
Courteney Cox
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It's funny, because I sometimes feel that I'm most creative when I'm pregnant.
Georgina Chapman
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I wish I was one of those cute pregnant girls who wear skinny jeans throughout their pregnancies. But I just gain weight.
Jennifer Garner
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By the time kids are 15, they're drunks and they're drug addicts and they're getting chicks pregnant. The parents wonder, "What did I do wrong?" What you did wrong was, you were never there. You had the kid as a status symbol, that's what went wrong. And you're paying the price for it.
Andrew Dice Clay
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Rochelle loves sushi. At lunch one day, we ordered sushi for her because that's what she always has. But when she turned up and they brought her order, she said, 'Actually, I don't like sushi any more.' And that was the giveaway that she was pregnant.
Rochelle Humes
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In Illinois a pregnant woman who takes an illegal drug can be prosecuted for 'delivering a controlled substance to a minor.' This is an explicit recognition that the unborn is a person with rights of her own. But that same woman who is prosecuted and jailed for endangering her child is perfectly free to abort her child. In America today, it is illegal to harm your preborn child, but it is perfectly legal to kill him.
Randy Alcorn
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We are always pregnant with a truer version of ourselves.
Marianne Williamson
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The funny thing is that, for some reason, people think when you're pregnant, you have to start wearing maternity wear and wear flats and look Mom-ish. I don't know exactly what people expect of people who are pregnant, but there's definitely a lot of moms out there that look super fabulous all the time, and I guess that's my inspiration.
Coco Rocha
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The moment you get pregnant, you're tortured by the fear of not doing it well. But I feel at peace with that right now.
Gwen Stefani
No Doubt
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I had a friend who got pregnant at age 14 and wasn't quite sure who the father was.
Her paternity test went a little something like this: “If it comes out black, its Darwin's and if it comes out white its Ray's.”
This is how things were done in the trailer park.
Kate Madison
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My karma's the comma that puts you inside of a coma,
Hyphen, dot, dot, semi-colon, leave you semi-swollen.
Question mark, you pregnant?
Oh you're not? I love you, period.
Chino XL
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At night, the moon, a pregnant woman, walks cautiously over the slippery heavens.
Richard Aldington
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It is a beautiful thing to witness when my kids ask about the baby in my belly whenever I have been pregnant.
Abby Johnson
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I'm never as happy as when I'm pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could!
Tori Spelling
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Pregnant and birthing mothers are elemental forces, in the same sense that gravity, thunderstorms, earthquakes, and hurricanes are elemental
forces. In order to understand the laws of their energy flow, you have
to love and respect them for their magnificence at the same time that
you study them with the accuracy of a true scientist.
Ina May Gaskin
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I just eat what I feel like eating. I've never heard a woman say that she's watching what she's eating when she's pregnant! I keep having cravings for chocolate eclairs. I would blame it on the baby but everyone knows I loved them way before I was pregnant.
Rochelle Humes
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They got special terms that they use when they're pregnant. They don't even say pregnant, got special words they use - I'm expecting. Expecting what? I'm expecting a child, silly. Well, then, you probably got a good shot!
Brad Stine