Pregnant Quotes
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I had a friend who got pregnant at age 14 and wasn't quite sure who the father was.
Her paternity test went a little something like this: “If it comes out black, its Darwin's and if it comes out white its Ray's.”
This is how things were done in the trailer park.
Kate Madison
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We are always pregnant with a truer version of ourselves.
Marianne Williamson
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My karma's the comma that puts you inside of a coma,
Hyphen, dot, dot, semi-colon, leave you semi-swollen.
Question mark, you pregnant?
Oh you're not? I love you, period.
Chino XL
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Ran out of bullets and still had static, grabbed a pregnant lady and out the automatic. Pointed at her head and said the gun was full of lead, he told the cops, back off or honey here's dead.
Slick Rick
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The fact that I'm three months pregnant doesn't change anything.
Catherine Destivelle
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I found out a few months after we started True Detective that I was pregnant.
Michelle Monaghan
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I did not know there was any controversy. I don't get a lot of time to read the fan forums, etc. I was thrilled to have the opportunity to have more storylines. I was just so happy to step in and pick up some of the slack for Emily while she was pregnant. It was so important for Emily to concentrate on her health and the well-being of her baby. In the end ... she is a great mother and her baby is adorable. I did not realize there was any controversy. LOL!
Eva LaRue
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We should recognize that women become mothers the moment they are pregnant.
Alveda King
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Looking at someone in a deployed setting, it's not in their best interest to get pregnant overseas, but if it happens, it happens.
Tulsi Gabbard
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At night, the moon, a pregnant woman, walks cautiously over the slippery heavens.
Richard Aldington
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Rochelle loves sushi. At lunch one day, we ordered sushi for her because that's what she always has. But when she turned up and they brought her order, she said, 'Actually, I don't like sushi any more.' And that was the giveaway that she was pregnant.
Rochelle Humes
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I get pregnant pretty easily, but I have a hard time keeping them.
Courteney Cox
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When you're pregnant, people feel like they can come up and give you unsolicited advice. When I was nine months pregnant, this one woman came up and she said, I have one word for you: epidural. And I was like, Oh my God, thanks. But we already picked a name.
Bonnie McFarlane
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They got special terms that they use when they're pregnant. They don't even say pregnant, got special words they use - I'm expecting. Expecting what? I'm expecting a child, silly. Well, then, you probably got a good shot!
Brad Stine
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We have been pregnant for seven years and have now given birth.
John Sykes
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Pregnant and birthing mothers are elemental forces, in the same sense that gravity, thunderstorms, earthquakes, and hurricanes are elemental
forces. In order to understand the laws of their energy flow, you have
to love and respect them for their magnificence at the same time that
you study them with the accuracy of a true scientist.
Ina May Gaskin
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I wish I was one of those cute pregnant girls who wear skinny jeans throughout their pregnancies. But I just gain weight.
Jennifer Garner
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By the time kids are 15, they're drunks and they're drug addicts and they're getting chicks pregnant. The parents wonder, "What did I do wrong?" What you did wrong was, you were never there. You had the kid as a status symbol, that's what went wrong. And you're paying the price for it.
Andrew Dice Clay
