Cats Quotes
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I like the type of culture that the Internet allows to happen. And, of course, for some bizarre reason, that is cats!
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As a fan, I'm distraught, but as a cartoonist looking at new vacant spaces in 2400 newspapers, well, behind me, my cats are dancing a conga line.
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No one has ever been able to discover how they cats make this subtle sound, and what is more, no one ever will. It is a secret that has endured from the very beginning of the time of cats and will never be revealed.
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The nature of the universe probably depends heavily on who is the actual protagonist. Lately I've been suspecting it's one of my cats.
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In the night all cats are gray.
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The mouse had fallen in with evil cats.
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Cats may sense early on that you don't like paw prints on your butter, but they will jump onto any surface in the home as long as no one sees it happen.
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Cats definitely have their own opinions.
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Heads of warring nations could learn a lot about how to achieve lasting peace by watching dogs and cats who live in the same house.
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It doesn't do to be sentimental about cats; the best ones don't respect you for it
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Dogs own space and cats own time.
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A vegetarian is not a person who lives on vegetables, any more than a Catholic is a person who lives on cats.
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Some cats are blind and stone deafdeaf some. But ain't no cat wuz ever dumb.
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What do women want?" Sigmund Freud cried. Books and cats are a good start.
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Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
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Dogs are high on life. Cats need catnip.
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I always see to the dogs first and leave the cats and the occasional birds and rabbits and hamsters for later. It isn't that I play favorites, it's just that dogs are needier than other pets. Leave a dog alone for very long and it'll start going a little nuts. Cats, on the other hand, try to give you the impression that they didn't even notice you were gone. Oh, were you out? they'll say, I didn't notice. Then they'll raise their tails to show you their little puckered anuses and walk away.
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Cats always land on their feet. Dogs don't.
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Once cats were all wild, but afterward they retired to houses.
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If cats could write history, their history would be mostly about cats.
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You know what I should do?" Hoshino asked excited. "Of course," the cat said. "What'd I tell you? Cats know everything. Not like dogs.
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Very few people have no opinions about cats.
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There are no ordinary cats.
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No blandishments could make those cats stir if they weren’t in the mood, and one does want whatever one is calling to come.
