Cats Quotes
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Photography is not cute cats, nor nudes, motherhood or arrangements of manufactured products. Under no circumstances it is anything ever anywhere near a beach.
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The mouse had fallen in with evil cats.
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As a fan, I'm distraught, but as a cartoonist looking at new vacant spaces in 2400 newspapers, well, behind me, my cats are dancing a conga line.
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Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
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Time spent with cats is never wasted.
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No one has ever been able to discover how they cats make this subtle sound, and what is more, no one ever will. It is a secret that has endured from the very beginning of the time of cats and will never be revealed.
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A vegetarian is not a person who lives on vegetables, any more than a Catholic is a person who lives on cats.
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Heads of warring nations could learn a lot about how to achieve lasting peace by watching dogs and cats who live in the same house.
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Cats may sense early on that you don't like paw prints on your butter, but they will jump onto any surface in the home as long as no one sees it happen.
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Cats definitely have their own opinions.
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In the night all cats are gray.
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Dogs are high on life. Cats need catnip.
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I always see to the dogs first and leave the cats and the occasional birds and rabbits and hamsters for later. It isn't that I play favorites, it's just that dogs are needier than other pets. Leave a dog alone for very long and it'll start going a little nuts. Cats, on the other hand, try to give you the impression that they didn't even notice you were gone. Oh, were you out? they'll say, I didn't notice. Then they'll raise their tails to show you their little puckered anuses and walk away.
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It doesn't do to be sentimental about cats; the best ones don't respect you for it
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Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
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Cats always land on their feet. Dogs don't.
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Some cats are blind and stone deafdeaf some. But ain't no cat wuz ever dumb.
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What do women want?" Sigmund Freud cried. Books and cats are a good start.
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If cats could write history, their history would be mostly about cats.
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Once cats were all wild, but afterward they retired to houses.
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Dogs do tricks. Cats play tricks.
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You know what I should do?" Hoshino asked excited. "Of course," the cat said. "What'd I tell you? Cats know everything. Not like dogs.
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There are no ordinary cats.
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Very few people have no opinions about cats.
