Cats Quotes
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As a fan, I'm distraught, but as a cartoonist looking at new vacant spaces in 2400 newspapers, well, behind me, my cats are dancing a conga line.
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Montalbano and Valente seemed not to have heard him, looking as if their minds were elsewhere. But in fact they were paying very close attention, like cats that, keeping their eyes closed as if asleep, are actually counting the stars.
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The nature of the universe probably depends heavily on who is the actual protagonist. Lately I've been suspecting it's one of my cats.
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No one has ever been able to discover how they cats make this subtle sound, and what is more, no one ever will. It is a secret that has endured from the very beginning of the time of cats and will never be revealed.
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Cats definitely have their own opinions.
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Cats may sense early on that you don't like paw prints on your butter, but they will jump onto any surface in the home as long as no one sees it happen.
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In the night all cats are gray.
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The mouse had fallen in with evil cats.
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Heads of warring nations could learn a lot about how to achieve lasting peace by watching dogs and cats who live in the same house.
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Dogs own space and cats own time.
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What do women want?" Sigmund Freud cried. Books and cats are a good start.
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A vegetarian is not a person who lives on vegetables, any more than a Catholic is a person who lives on cats.
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It doesn't do to be sentimental about cats; the best ones don't respect you for it
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Some cats are blind and stone deafdeaf some. But ain't no cat wuz ever dumb.
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I always see to the dogs first and leave the cats and the occasional birds and rabbits and hamsters for later. It isn't that I play favorites, it's just that dogs are needier than other pets. Leave a dog alone for very long and it'll start going a little nuts. Cats, on the other hand, try to give you the impression that they didn't even notice you were gone. Oh, were you out? they'll say, I didn't notice. Then they'll raise their tails to show you their little puckered anuses and walk away.
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Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
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Once cats were all wild, but afterward they retired to houses.
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Very few people have no opinions about cats.
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If cats could write history, their history would be mostly about cats.
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Cats always land on their feet. Dogs don't.
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Dogs are high on life. Cats need catnip.
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Cats vary so widely that all data is meaningless and the professional classifiers gnash their teeth trying to come up with even a single fact common to all.
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You know what I should do?" Hoshino asked excited. "Of course," the cat said. "What'd I tell you? Cats know everything. Not like dogs.
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Dogs do tricks. Cats play tricks.
