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		I'm the type of guy to put the water on the stove and then walk away and 10 seconds later be like, 'Come on, boil'!
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Ne-Yo
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		I'm not the monthly comic guy, and I never really have been.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Brian Azzarello
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		I mean, nobody's ever thrown a big rock at me or my friends, but we're all pretty tough guys and could probably handle it.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Zach Braff
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		If my former self and my current self met for coffee, they'd get along OK, but they'd both probably walk out of the Starbucks shaking their heads and saying to themselves, “That guy is kinda delusional.”
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				A. J. Jacobs
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		I'd start a revolution but I don't have timeI don't know why I'm still a nice guy.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Billy Joel
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		'L.A. Law' has been a bit of a blessing and a curse. First of all, it was a very prestigious show that had a lot of intellect, and I was the pretty boy. I've had to battle that my whole career: 'Oh, you were the face guy. You didn't really have to act; you just had to wear the right suits.' I had to battle that.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Corbin Bernsen
			
		
	
	
  
	 
	
		
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		I'm really a cool, mellow guy. I'm not as crazy as everybody thinks.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Tommy Lee
			
			
				Mötley Crüe
			
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		In my movie work, if I do one guy, the next guy I do, I want to do something kind of different. Even in terms of genre - it's really great to mix it up a little.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Kevin Bacon
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		A guy who's not a champion can't talk too much about championships, can he?
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Draymond Green
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		Absolutely. I - you know, he was so that much a part of my life that, you know, Elvis, you know, once - once you bonded with him, I mean, there was no - there was no going back. He was just a great guy.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Priscilla Presley
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		I look at old pictures of me... and I don't feel like I'm that guy anymore, but then I look at pictures of me now, and I'm not quite sure I'm this guy.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Elvis Duran
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		Steve Jobs was a pretty complicated character and somewhat a psychologically complicated guy.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Ashton Kutcher
			
		
	
	
  
	 
	
		
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		I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette table tonight at 10 o'clock, by tomorrow at noon I would be running guns to Cuba.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Artie Lange
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or Joan Rivers. There are a lot of good comics out there, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what you have is a bunch of situational comics.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Chris Rock
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		How do I speak Spanish? Not too well. Paz taught me a few words that, if people weren't nice to me, I could tell them a few things. I got to study with [chef] Thomas Keller, who we all love as a guy and Jim had a relationship with him at [his restaurant] the French Laundry.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Adam Sandler
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		It's fun to be the guy everybody looks to.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Cole Hamels