Guy Quotes
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I'm not an early riser; I'm a crack-of-noon guy.
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Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.
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People ought to be slapped up side of the head, not always get what they expect. That's why sometimes the bad guy gets away.
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I don't want to play the fat guy or the friend for the rest of my life
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When I watch movies or TV, I am like, 'Wow that guy is really cute, I really like him,' but I don't really have one person that I would die to go to something with. There are so many hot guys.
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I am not a politician. I am just a business guy who has had enough.
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I can be very drunk in a club in Oxford on a Monday night and some guy comes up to you and buys you a drink and says that the last record you made changed his life. That means something.
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If we have another 2,000 people killed, I want Nancy Pelosi and George Soros, John Conyers and Pat Leahy to go to the funeral and say, 'Your son was vaporized because we didn't want to dump some guy's head under water for 30 seconds.'
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If a guy doesn't work hard and doesn't play well, he can't lead anything. All he is, is a talker.
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Some guys dig ditches, I have a band. It's what I do
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Guys have been having a lot of questions about whether or not I can play man-to-man, so I've been watching a lot of film lately. I'm trying to study tendencies of receivers that are already in the NFL, so I can have a jump on them once I get to that next level l so I can know what to look for and what to be prepared for.
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I remember one guy saying, "You're the only human out of all of them," and feeling a little concerned that somehow that meant I wasn't as funny.
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The quickest way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.
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First and foremost, when I think of him - I'm prejudiced; I worked for the guy for six and a half years - when I think of him, I think of him first and foremost as an idea politician.
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If you had no real training, if you hadn't spent years and years studying a martial art, how would you kill the bad guy?
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The reason I'm an I.B.M.-type guy today is that I really needed a laptop back in 1986, and I just couldn't wait for the Powerbook.
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I'm kind of unlucky in love and I have, for some reason, always fallen for the straight guy.
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My dad was a very violent, frightening and dangerous guy. Next to him, I was this vague kind of kid who walked around, as I still do, gathering impressions.
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I hate girls who complain, 'Oh, guys are looking at me!' But I love it when guys check me out. It just feels great.
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I feel very, very grateful. I'm a lucky guy, you need a lot of luck, and then when the cameras roll, you have to have this group of writers, directors, and actors that just gel, and it seems to literally be happening more and more.
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I'm not the guy that thinks I'm a perfect singer.
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I'm a simple kind of guy, so I just envision myself being happy.
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I'm pretty much a chocolate guy. I'm up for any type of chocolate. Any chocolate.
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Working with a guy like Ice Cube on 'Ride Along,' you learn so much. He's a guy who produces, writes, and directs, so you watch and learn and ask questions. As you go, you learn and figure out what you should and shouldn't do. I do nothing but soak up information.
