Brad Garrett Quotes
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Broadway was without doubt the hardest I ever worked in my life and the highest highs I've ever had as an actor. The unadulterated fear was on a level that was hard to explain.
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I think we love watching people that are flawed because we're all flawed.
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You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness.
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But I believe that there are marriages where you can have your pool table and she can have her scrapbooking room or garden or whatever it is. But when everyone has what they want, it's not funny. There's no conflict.
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Standup is really the only thing in the entertainment business that you do totally alone.
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I'm out about my misogyny. Most men are misogynists, and most women are feminists. I work with a lot of women. They have their finger on the pulse of things. But women do things to other women that men would never do to other men.
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My whole life, I've been telling jokes.
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I'm totally, totally into old Vegas.
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Men and women are like cats and dogs. I've learned more about myself from women. My comedy is based on this.
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I'm the type of guy that feels pressure when I have to order dinner. I'm just that type of guy but that's my fuel. I work well with pressure.
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I don't think we're politically correct when we're private. I don't know what 'politically correct' means.
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I am so fascinated and taken by the Golden Knights.
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There's not a day that goes by where I don't think, 'Oh, I'm a lucky pup.'
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I'm a large, bombastic type of windbag.
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Sports were never my thing.
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It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.
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People who are bipolar, they kind of latch onto things that are fanatical sometimes.
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I've always wanted to play a coach in a movie, just to be the captain of anything in the pirate ship of my bathtub.
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I'm not big on game shows.
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I love performing, and it's important that I do it at my own club, absolutely. It's good for me. It's good for business.
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I think as any artist you always want to grow; you always want to get better.
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It's like whether you're in a huge movie or you've just recorded an incredible album you've got to do the next thing, and that's part of being an artist.
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I was very, very large as a kid and never athletic, and my home life was a little upside down and I never felt comfortable.
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There's a black man inside of me just trying to make bail.