Pants Quotes
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Acting is like letting your pants down; you're exposed.
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Certainly,' said his mother, 'but first I want to know about the accident with your bicycle.' Well,' Phillip said, 'if you wanta really know. I was sitting in the basket of my bike ridin' down Mission Hill backwards singing 'Polly Wolly Doodle' and I saw the bread truck comin' and I guess I didn't turn soon enough and I ran into the Wallaces' iron fence and I caught my shoe on the pedal and my pants on a picket and I hit my eye on the handlebars and I don't know what else happened. But, boy, you should have heard the kids and that ole breadman laugh!
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The first time I walked into a library, I got so excited I almost wet my pants.
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I don't like my men to be too ornate. I like them to stand back and let their women shine, and they should really wear the pants in the relationship.
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Pants get shiny even on a throne.
