Pants Quotes
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I've always been a tomboy. I've always liked to wear red, black, and white, and mostly pants.
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If I lose, I'm going to retire from politics, practice law, and wear bright leather pants.
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I’m still having trouble convincing Pax that underwear and pants go together – underwear is not pants!
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I’m taking off my shoes.’’ ‘‘Fine. Shoes off.’’ ‘‘And my pants.’’ ‘‘Don’t push it, Claire.
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Every ten years a man should give himself a good kick in the pants.
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A man goes to a fancy dress party dressed only in his Y-fronts. A woman comes up to him and says "What are you supposed to be?" The man says "A premature ejaculation." "What?" says the woman. The man explains "I've just come in my pants."
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I don't think that's the only thing he did in those pants.
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I wear my pants on my upper torso to be abstract and different.
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I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records.
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Toreador pants make your feet look big too.
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You're trying to make someone wet their pants and you're trying to make somebody crap in their pants. That's the motivation of a comic. Who else has that power?
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I never did like the idea of sitting on newspapers. I did it once, and all the headlines came off on my white pants. On the level! It actually happened. Nobody bought a paper that day. They just followed me around over town and read the news on the seat of my pants.
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My fashion was not the best in the '80s. I looked crazy as hell. I used to wear my pants tucked into my socks and karate handkerchiefs around my wrist. It was ridiculous, how I used to dress in the '80s.
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My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
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Three things it would be extremely difficult to play a show without: makeup, my vocal cords and pants.
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The pants come down. Most look shamefaced, but tha Arthur McBride is not the least bit shy about showing off his equipment, oh no, he isn't. He grins in my direction. 'Not all that impressive, boyo
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I did everything by the seat of my pants. That's why I got hurt so much.
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I had always done these 3D things that you could walk through. They were always done off the seat of my pants without blueprints or course.
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I was a chubby boy. My pants used to wear out in the middle, and it was because my legs used to rub together. I wasn't obese, just chunky.
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I have a pair of blue pants that were my favorite for a while and were a part of my show uniform - every night, you know.
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If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if you do take your pants down, you can still do it with dignity.
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If I don't have s*** in my pocket now, you'll have s*** in your pants later.
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I did not like the way I looked in a pair of white pants.
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There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
