Pants Quotes
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I was a chubby boy. My pants used to wear out in the middle, and it was because my legs used to rub together. I wasn't obese, just chunky.
Paul Stanley Kiss
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If I don't have s*** in my pocket now, you'll have s*** in your pants later.
Cody Lundin
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Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
Benny Hill
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When I started skiing my pants were baggy and my cheeks were tight------Now my cheeks are baggy and my pants are tight.
Warren Miller
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Nowadays it's not who wears the pants in the family, but who carries the credit cards.
Evan Esar
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He found some dignity in the back pocket of his newly acquired pants and walked up into the main apartment, only tripping once. Or twice.
Charlie Jane Anders
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You and I and everybody in show business and the entertainment industry fly by the seat of our pants. We don't know quite what is going to happen.
William Shatner
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Wait, so am I allowed to put my shirt back on? Or did you want me to remove my pants, too?
Kiersten White
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I don't need to be the singer of Nightwish 24/7 when I'm not touring or when I want to go to the supermarket in my comfy pants.
Floor Jansen Nightwish
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My combat action has commenced... I've pissed my pants, but only a little.
Anthony Swofford
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I think we should start a movement, and everyone should just start wearing metal pants to the airport.
Ed Robertson
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Oh, the joys of baseball, manly men in tight pants.
Carolyn Hart
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My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.
Adam Sandler
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It would be a lovely place if we didn't necessarily judge or jump to conclusions because someone wants to wear a dress or because someone wants to wear pants.
Casey Legler
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I love the contrast of this side of Dolores from the Westworlds coming out, this tough fighter coming through this sort of Disney princess. There's something really powerful about that. But I was really excited to get some pants.
Evan Rachel Wood
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I don’t show my body for a good cause... if one day in a concert I pull down my pants, I would leave without job to those reporters who say I’m a woman.
Bill Kaulitz
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"No," Preston snapped. But he didn't protest long because, if I'm going to be honest - which is kind of the point of these reports - I was already unzipping his pants.
Ally Carter
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Okay, I know I said I wasn't going to shake things up, but we're going to have to get some pants on this one.
Mike Mignola
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Certainly,' said his mother, 'but first I want to know about the accident with your bicycle.' Well,' Phillip said, 'if you wanta really know. I was sitting in the basket of my bike ridin' down Mission Hill backwards singing 'Polly Wolly Doodle' and I saw the bread truck comin' and I guess I didn't turn soon enough and I ran into the Wallaces' iron fence and I caught my shoe on the pedal and my pants on a picket and I hit my eye on the handlebars and I don't know what else happened. But, boy, you should have heard the kids and that ole breadman laugh!
Betty MacDonald
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He unzipped his pants and his brains fell out.
Rita Mae Brown
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Youve just got to go with what you have in your pants.
Nicolas Colsaerts
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Do not let anyone tell you what you can be. Do not let anyone tell you that you are not good enough or smart enough. Remember that nobody is better than you. Everybody puts on their pants one leg at a time.
Farrah Gray
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Acting is like letting your pants down; you're exposed.
Paul Newman
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And I'm a pair of pants with a hole scorched through the ass?
Spider Robinson