Pants Quotes
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Nowadays it's not who wears the pants in the family, but who carries the credit cards.
Evan Esar
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You only live once, so off with them pants. Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance.
Mojo Nixon
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Wait, so am I allowed to put my shirt back on? Or did you want me to remove my pants, too?
Kiersten White
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A trick for looking taller is to wear a top and pants in the same color family - and to hide heels underneath the pants!
Jeanne Damas
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I don't need to be the singer of Nightwish 24/7 when I'm not touring or when I want to go to the supermarket in my comfy pants.
Floor Jansen Nightwish
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You and I and everybody in show business and the entertainment industry fly by the seat of our pants. We don't know quite what is going to happen.
William Shatner
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Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
Benny Hill
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My combat action has commenced... I've pissed my pants, but only a little.
Anthony Swofford
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I think we should start a movement, and everyone should just start wearing metal pants to the airport.
Ed Robertson
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I don’t show my body for a good cause... if one day in a concert I pull down my pants, I would leave without job to those reporters who say I’m a woman.
Bill Kaulitz
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It would be a lovely place if we didn't necessarily judge or jump to conclusions because someone wants to wear a dress or because someone wants to wear pants.
Casey Legler
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When I started skiing my pants were baggy and my cheeks were tight------Now my cheeks are baggy and my pants are tight.
Warren Miller
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My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.
Adam Sandler
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He unzipped his pants and his brains fell out.
Rita Mae Brown
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I love the contrast of this side of Dolores from the Westworlds coming out, this tough fighter coming through this sort of Disney princess. There's something really powerful about that. But I was really excited to get some pants.
Evan Rachel Wood
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He found some dignity in the back pocket of his newly acquired pants and walked up into the main apartment, only tripping once. Or twice.
Charlie Jane Anders
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Oh, the joys of baseball, manly men in tight pants.
Carolyn Hart
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Okay, I know I said I wasn't going to shake things up, but we're going to have to get some pants on this one.
Mike Mignola
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Youve just got to go with what you have in your pants.
Nicolas Colsaerts
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I used to always pull my jersey out of my pants. Earl Tatum was like that, too. I was just more comfortable. There were no rules then. They didn't make you tuck your jerseys in and it was just comfortable for me.
Bo Ellis
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And I'm a pair of pants with a hole scorched through the ass?
Spider Robinson
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You been hearing about how bad I am since you were a little kid with mess in your pants! Tonight, I'm gonna whip you till you cry like a baby.
Muhammad Ali
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"No," Preston snapped. But he didn't protest long because, if I'm going to be honest - which is kind of the point of these reports - I was already unzipping his pants.
Ally Carter
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Do not let anyone tell you what you can be. Do not let anyone tell you that you are not good enough or smart enough. Remember that nobody is better than you. Everybody puts on their pants one leg at a time.
Farrah Gray