Pants Quotes
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Wait, so am I allowed to put my shirt back on? Or did you want me to remove my pants, too?
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My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
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When I started skiing my pants were baggy and my cheeks were tight------Now my cheeks are baggy and my pants are tight.
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My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.
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I don’t show my body for a good cause... if one day in a concert I pull down my pants, I would leave without job to those reporters who say I’m a woman.
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Nowadays it's not who wears the pants in the family, but who carries the credit cards.
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My combat action has commenced... I've pissed my pants, but only a little.
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Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
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A trick for looking taller is to wear a top and pants in the same color family - and to hide heels underneath the pants!
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I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records.
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I used to always pull my jersey out of my pants. Earl Tatum was like that, too. I was just more comfortable. There were no rules then. They didn't make you tuck your jerseys in and it was just comfortable for me.
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Youve just got to go with what you have in your pants.
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I love the contrast of this side of Dolores from the Westworlds coming out, this tough fighter coming through this sort of Disney princess. There's something really powerful about that. But I was really excited to get some pants.
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He unzipped his pants and his brains fell out.
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You only live once, so off with them pants. Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance.
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It would be a lovely place if we didn't necessarily judge or jump to conclusions because someone wants to wear a dress or because someone wants to wear pants.
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You been hearing about how bad I am since you were a little kid with mess in your pants! Tonight, I'm gonna whip you till you cry like a baby.
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Okay, I know I said I wasn't going to shake things up, but we're going to have to get some pants on this one.
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And I'm a pair of pants with a hole scorched through the ass?
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Do not let anyone tell you what you can be. Do not let anyone tell you that you are not good enough or smart enough. Remember that nobody is better than you. Everybody puts on their pants one leg at a time.
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I think we should start a movement, and everyone should just start wearing metal pants to the airport.
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Oh, the joys of baseball, manly men in tight pants.
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He found some dignity in the back pocket of his newly acquired pants and walked up into the main apartment, only tripping once. Or twice.
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Certainly,' said his mother, 'but first I want to know about the accident with your bicycle.' Well,' Phillip said, 'if you wanta really know. I was sitting in the basket of my bike ridin' down Mission Hill backwards singing 'Polly Wolly Doodle' and I saw the bread truck comin' and I guess I didn't turn soon enough and I ran into the Wallaces' iron fence and I caught my shoe on the pedal and my pants on a picket and I hit my eye on the handlebars and I don't know what else happened. But, boy, you should have heard the kids and that ole breadman laugh!
