Golf Quotes
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Two things I take very seriously in life. My golf game and my relationship with God. Neither one is simple.
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The Masters is more like a vast Edwardian garden party than a golf tournament.
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I love getting up to my folks' house and playing golf with Dad. He's very involved with my off-course ventures, and I talk to him every third day.
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I enjoy Augusta. I enjoy its challenges. There's no other golf course like this anywhere. Its greens and its challenges on and around the greens are just super, super tough. So the greens are fun to play in sort of a morbid way.
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I've always - I grew up on the old-style traditional type of golf course, tree lined and all small greens, big undulations. And Oakmont just fit my eye.
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In golf, 'close' is like the north and south rim of the Grand Canyon.
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I invite a lot of my friends to some of the performances that I do locally, and some of them know that I'm involved with music, but they're not quite sure how. And so it's kind of fun to play golf with a lot of my friends and then invite them to hear me sing once in a while.
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I'm obsessed with golf, so I love going to play golf.
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Golf is a very, very frustrating game.
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When my father realized he was going blind, he took up golf.
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In my life, I'd like to play more golf and, and get a decent handicap.
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How do you combat a man with a firearm? You don't combat him with a golf club, baseball bat or a knife. You combat him with another firearm.
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Not even Barbra Streisand celebrates herself as tirelessly as golf celebrates itself.
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There are plenty of guys who played great golf, had great careers and only won a few majors.
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Even when times were good, I realized that my earning power as a golf professional depended on too many ifs and putts.
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Golf is supposed to be fun, but I don't think anything is fun if you're not doing it reasonably well.
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In America, they have specialist mystery book stores with whole sections devoted to cat mysteries, golf mysteries, quilting mysteries. It's a hugely broad genre from the darkest noir to tales of a 19th-century vet who solves crimes, thanks to his talking cat.
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I don't think much about my physical body going off into the long, green fairways of Heaven to play golf.
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You could argue that if the average golfer plays a golf course with 430-yard par 4s and they always miss the green, that's good practice. It's definitely great practice to play a course that's too long for you.
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I quit flying myself last year and that was difficult for me because I enjoy it as much as playing golf. It was an adjustment sitting in the back of the plane, rather than at the controls, but I've grown accustomed to it and enjoy reading a book, doing some work or challenging my wife to a game of dominos.
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You can't play enough golf or do any of those other things that fill that kind of excitement that coaching gave me in the big games.
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The life of a professional golfer is precarious at best. Win, and they carry you to the clubhouse on their shoulders. Lose, and you pay the caddies in the dark.
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I'm just a seasonal guy. Basketball, football, baseball, boxing, golf. Give it to me all the time.
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There are some good teachers out there, but the only one who is a genius at diagnosing my swing is my mom. She took up golf late, when she was 39, but in her younger days, she was an amazing athlete. She never read an instruction book or took lessons, but she has a remarkable eye for motion.
