Golf Quotes
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I've played with some very famous bandits in my time on the celebrity golf circuit.
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To get an elementary grasp of the game of golf, a human must learn, by endless practice, a continuous and subtle series of highly unnatural movements, involving about sixty-four muscles, that result in a seemingly natural swing, taking two seconds to begin and end.
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Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog's out.
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The early versions of 'Shell's Wonderful World of Golf' were great. It's sort of interesting: as it progressed, it became worse and worse, but the early versions were really fantastic with Jimmy Demaret and Gene Sarazen. They were classics.
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I started when I was three, and on some courses they wouldn't let me play because they said I was too little. They wouldn't accept that a child could play. So my parents had to argue at times with some people at golf courses so I could.
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I don't think much about my physical body going off into the long, green fairways of Heaven to play golf.
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In my life, I'd like to play more golf and, and get a decent handicap.
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My parents didn't play golf.
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When my father realized he was going blind, he took up golf.
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Oakmont possesses all the charm of a sock to the head.
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I don't think the philosophy really changes between men and women. I think golf courses need to become more distance-friendly overall. I think golf courses almost need to develop a more generic set of tees instead of calling them black, blue, red or whatever.
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I invite a lot of my friends to some of the performances that I do locally, and some of them know that I'm involved with music, but they're not quite sure how. And so it's kind of fun to play golf with a lot of my friends and then invite them to hear me sing once in a while.
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It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.
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The life of a professional golfer is precarious at best. Win, and they carry you to the clubhouse on their shoulders. Lose, and you pay the caddies in the dark.
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I spent hours as a kid on the putting green of the local golf course imagining I was sinking a putt to win the Masters.
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If I played golf, I'd be on the golf course every day, but I just can't wear those dumb pants.
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I like to play golf. I like to shoot hoops.
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Somebody made the statement that Donald Trump has built or owns the greatest collection of golf courses, ever, in the history of golf. And I believe that is 100 percent true.
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The Masters is more like a vast Edwardian garden party than a golf tournament.
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You can't play enough golf or do any of those other things that fill that kind of excitement that coaching gave me in the big games.
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I suck at golf and a variety of other things I go out and do with my friends.
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How do you combat a man with a firearm? You don't combat him with a golf club, baseball bat or a knife. You combat him with another firearm.
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I love getting up to my folks' house and playing golf with Dad. He's very involved with my off-course ventures, and I talk to him every third day.
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Golf is supposed to be fun, but I don't think anything is fun if you're not doing it reasonably well.
