Golf Quotes
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Pretty it's pretty good for me because I'm over here in the winters. It's really improved my golf game.
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Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of middle age. It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
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Not even Barbra Streisand celebrates herself as tirelessly as golf celebrates itself.
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For me, 'choking' is just another term in golf.
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You just don't have the time to worry about what others are doing. You just want to take care of your own business. You are focused on that tee shot on the 10th tee and making it to the finish line. It's one of the most stressful moments in professional golf, but you have worked so hard to get to that point, that it really is fun.
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Now I do bowling, golf, and tennis. I want to be a good bowler.
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I tell people that stand-up's like golf: you gotta do it every day to get it down - or at least three times a week to get it down.
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People always say golfers don't smile. But there is so much psychology in golf so we have to be a bit robotic.
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Golf is like 99.9 percent of my life, and then there's school. I don't get much time to go out with my friends.
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We'll have first-aid golf carts outfitted so you can lay people on a stretcher, just like we had at the old stadium.
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Golf is a good walk spoiled.
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Man has been breeding livestock for ten thousand years and has yet to come up with a monstrous sheep that can trample buildings and graze a whole golf course for breakfast.
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Now personally, I think the president should golf every day and never have a press conference. I want the leader of the free world to be as stress-free as possible. And if golf helps fade the psychic heat from the job, by all means tee it up often, Mr. President.
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I just wanna be me and play golf. I'm just Bubba.
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A lot of my buddies also played golf, but when it came to going to the beach or on the boat and chasing girls, they usually went that way and I went to the golf course.
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There is no life for girls in team sports past Little League. I got into tennis when I realized this, and because I thought golf would be too slow for me, and I was too scared to swim.
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I graduated with about 23 people, so if you were the least bit athletic, you kind of had to play everything. So I played baseball, basketball, football, ran track, and played golf.
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My goal has always been to play golf, and play it well. In the end, that's what I am, a golfer. If my back lets me, I'm going to play my favorite places. If I hurt myself, that'll probably be it for a while.
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People have kind of latched on with my personality and how I play golf and how I carry myself. It seems like every town we go to, I'm experiencing newer things with these types of fans.
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Golf is a weird sport. Some days you got it. Some days you don't.
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The business man - the man to whom age brings golf instead of wisdom.
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I tend to do golf charity things because it's much safer and you don't get much chance of a broken arm or leg.
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I lead a very active lifestyle. When I am not working, I enjoy snowboarding in winter. I golf and swim in the summer months. However, trying to find the time to exercise when I am traveling is quite a challenge. I find myself working out at hotel gyms quite regularly - just so that I can keep up with my training.
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Extremely large greens breed slovenly play. When any green ceases to command respect, it loses its value as a test of that rarest of all strokes, the shot home.
