Golf Quotes
  
  
  
	
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		It's such a psychological and mental game, golf, that the smallest wrong thing at the wrong time can distract you from what you're trying to achieve.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Lee Westwood
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		Faith sir! She looks like the Old Course.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Thomas Mitchell Morris
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		As a final crash of self-indulgent nonsense, when the incontrovertible truth of your panoramic and murderous deceit has even begun to cost your political party seemingly perpetual congressional seats....When somebody asks you, sir, about the cooked books and faked threats you foisted on a sincere and frightened nation; when somebody asks you, sir, about your gallant, noble, self-abnegating sacrifice of your golf game so as to soothe the families of the war dead; this advice, Mr. Bush: Shut the hell up! Good night and good luck.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Keith Olbermann
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		They sell these golf aids that attach to your knee and your head and are supposed to keep your swing correct. It's futile beyond belief. I've never bought any, but I could watch those ads for 24 hours straight. People with straight faces saying this thing will take strokes off your game - that's my peculiar obsession.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Christopher Guest
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		My manager always preaches golf comes first.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Bubba Watson
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		I feel it's important to be active. People who retire, sit by their swimming pool and golf course and plan to relax have a very empty life.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Betty Ford
			
		
	
	
  
	 
	
		
		
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		My mom started an air-freight company; my grandmother built a golf course. I have a certain degree of entrepreneurial risk-taking in my family history. Maybe that eventually rubbed off on me a little bit.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Brian Acton
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		It's very, very difficult to win golf tournaments.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Jason Day
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		I wouldn't recommend [boxing] to any child of mine. I would rather he played golf or something.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Oscar De La Hoya
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		When I was playing football, I always felt in complete control. When I play golf and come under pressure, it's a completely different ball game.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Alan Hansen
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		When that happens [the demise of golf], old men will furtively beckon to their sons and, like fugitives from the guillotine recalling the elegant orgies at the court of Louis XV, will recite the glories of Portmarnock and Merion, of the Road Hole at St. Andrews, the sixth at Seminole, the eighteenth at Pebble Beach. They will take out this volume from its secret hiding place and they will say: "There is no question, son, that these were unholy places in an evil age. Unfortunately, I had a whale of a time."
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Alistair Cooke
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		Golf in the interest of good health and good manners. It promotes self-restraint and affords a chance to play the man and act the gentleman.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				William Howard Taft