Golf Quotes
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Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn't float too well.
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If you like playing basketball, you play basketball. If you like playing golf, you play golf.
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That's the nature of sport, if you look at how Europe has performed they have found a way to win but golf is cyclical and there's not much between the teams.
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Family comes first, and golf is second.
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There is no king of golf. Never has been, never will be. Golf is the most democratic game on Earth... It punishes and exalts us all with splendid equal opportunity.
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The amateur has an infectious, contagious enthusiasm for golf and life.
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The terrible beauty is that in the brotherhood of golf we are all the same - certifiable.
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Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
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I found golf was too time consuming, but I did enjoy it.
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I like to have a sense of accomplishment through work. I'm busy golfing and attending activities, but I think of holding a meeting as playing golf. I think my approach is very good. I don't feel I lose a lot of fun things in life even though I am busy all day.
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Golf has always been a game where you have to control both ends of the club.
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Golf in the interest of good health and good manners. It promotes self-restraint and affords a chance to play the man and act the gentleman.
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Really in all my years on Tour, in the U.S. Open I probably played great golf in two of them, out of maybe 20, so it's a lot of work.
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I find golf very relaxing. It's a way to get away from work and get outside. It's a lot of fun, and once you get going it's almost kind of addictive.
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I'm getting better and better each year that I'm playing golf on the world stage, and finishing runner-up only teaches you how to continue being patient - something that is key to our game.
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Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
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Acting is like golf: analysis leads to paralysis.
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Golf is a good walk spoiled.
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I wonder what Tommy Morris would have had to say to all this number 6-iron, number 12-iron, number 28-iron stuff. He probably wouldn't have said anything, just made one of those strange Scottish noises at the back of his throat like someone gargling.
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I have a tip that will take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
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I'm a member of the Studio City Driving Range. They have a nice little par-3 AstroTurf course and driving range. You know, I don't belong to a course because I don't golf that much, so it's not worth it for me to join a club.
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My first car was a little white Volkswagen City Golf. They've just been discontinued in South Africa, but they were the staple first car for most of my peer group. It's the most entry-level four-door four-seater that Volkswagen ever made. I named him Doug. I don't know why.
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I spent hours as a kid on the putting green of the local golf course imagining I was sinking a putt to win the Masters.
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I tell people that stand-up's like golf: you gotta do it every day to get it down - or at least three times a week to get it down.
