Golf Quotes
-
I have made really some significant deals because I play golf.
-
I tell people that stand-up's like golf: you gotta do it every day to get it down - or at least three times a week to get it down.
-
Acting is like golf: analysis leads to paralysis.
-
I found golf was too time consuming, but I did enjoy it.
-
Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn't float too well.
-
I don't support the belly putter. I think it's bad for the game of golf.
-
I just go out there and play the game; I get on with things. Golf is not everything in life.
-
I wonder what Tommy Morris would have had to say to all this number 6-iron, number 12-iron, number 28-iron stuff. He probably wouldn't have said anything, just made one of those strange Scottish noises at the back of his throat like someone gargling.
-
Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
-
You know, when you're trying to get better at golf, you're always measuring your game up against other people to see what you've got to do to get better and to see if you can compete with them.
-
I like to have a sense of accomplishment through work. I'm busy golfing and attending activities, but I think of holding a meeting as playing golf. I think my approach is very good. I don't feel I lose a lot of fun things in life even though I am busy all day.
-
I have a tip that will take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
-
I just enjoy playing in wind, grew up in it, and it makes the golf a bit more fun.
-
I'm getting better and better each year that I'm playing golf on the world stage, and finishing runner-up only teaches you how to continue being patient - something that is key to our game.
-
It's just golf. As long as I get done without breakin' somethin' or hurtin' somebody, that's my goal.
-
That's the nature of sport, if you look at how Europe has performed they have found a way to win but golf is cyclical and there's not much between the teams.
-
In golf, advice is not a big thing. If you don't have the ability, you won't get anywhere no matter how much advice you get. The only thing people can suggest that matters is, be a good person and treat people respectfully. But advice on your game doesn't mean much to me.
-
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
-
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-
If you like playing basketball, you play basketball. If you like playing golf, you play golf.
-
Golf is a percentage game, and I play the percentages.
-
I treat golf as a sport. I let other people treat it like a hobby.
-
Family comes first, and golf is second.
-
I find golf very relaxing. It's a way to get away from work and get outside. It's a lot of fun, and once you get going it's almost kind of addictive.
