Golf Quotes
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Who wants a life of ease? And who wants a life in the office that you hate, and who wants to play golf?
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I've seen the bottom and I know the difference between good golf and bad golf.
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We know that golf is an ancient game with great history and tradition, but our golf is only 10 years old so don't judge us too harshly.
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They have been playing golf for 800 years and nobody has satisfactorily said why.
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Golf is fun - until you hit somebody in the head.
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I do not let a bad score ruin my enjoyment for golf.
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I'm a boring guy. I don't play golf. I read, but how many books can I read?
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Golf, to its foundation, is a game of integrity and one that encourages us to give back, kind of be ambassadors, role models, I guess, for kids - whether they like golf or not.
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I'm a member of the Studio City Driving Range. They have a nice little par-3 AstroTurf course and driving range. You know, I don't belong to a course because I don't golf that much, so it's not worth it for me to join a club.
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My golf game is getting real good. Last week, I got through the windmill.
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Golf would be my ticket somewhere, I told myself. I just couldn't say where it would lead me.
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Golf in the interest of good health and good manners. It promotes self-restraint and affords a chance to play the man and act the gentleman.
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I play a lot of charity golf mainly. I'm a bandit 18 if I play two or three times a week.
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you can't do on a squash court and shouldn't do in a swimming pool.
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Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn't float too well.
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I play golf and ride my motorcycle - my Harley - around the hills of California.
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I am always working out, whether I am on vacation or at home. When in La Jolla, I like to surf, play tennis, and golf - but surfing is definitely my favorite.
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I found golf was too time consuming, but I did enjoy it.
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How do you combat a man with a firearm? You don't combat him with a golf club, baseball bat or a knife. You combat him with another firearm.
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The fact is all golfers are equipment junkies and professional golfers are the worst of the lot. They'll do anything to find the perfect putter even though they'll insist no such instrument exists.
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Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment because I've just signed a contract where I've got to do 200 shows a year in pubs, so the golf's fallen away a bit.
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If golfers can run around and crow when they make a birdie, I think it would be just as proper to lie down on the green and cry when you make a bogey.
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You know, when you're trying to get better at golf, you're always measuring your game up against other people to see what you've got to do to get better and to see if you can compete with them.
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I have been able to hope for the best, expect the worst, and take what comes along. If there has been one fundamental reason for my success, this is it.
