Golf Quotes
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I wonder what Tommy Morris would have had to say to all this number 6-iron, number 12-iron, number 28-iron stuff. He probably wouldn't have said anything, just made one of those strange Scottish noises at the back of his throat like someone gargling.
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We shot 'Dharma & Greg' six blocks from my house for five years. I had a Dodge Durango that I sold after five years, and it only had like 12,000 miles on it. My whole life was within eight square blocks of my house. There was a golf course across the street. In my downtime, I was on the driving range.
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In golf your strengths and weaknesses will always be there. If you could improve your weaknesses, you would improve your game. The irony is that people prefer to practice their strengths.
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Any time you have two Presidents Cups in a row and you go to the 18th green, I mean, golf is the winner.
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I have a tip that will take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
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I'm the captain of the Variety Club over in England, and so I'm playing golf for them once a week but doing odd bits.
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I play golf and ride my motorcycle - my Harley - around the hills of California.
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Golf is a percentage game, and I play the percentages.
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I have a random array of ball markers in my bag and don't use any specific one. Many are the plastic kind you find at almost any golf course.
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If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.
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If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him.
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My grandson Sam Saunders has been playing golf since he could hold a club and I spent a lot of time with him over the years. Like my father taught me, I showed him the fundamentals of the game and helped him make adjustments as he and his game matured over the years.
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Irish gardens beat all for horror. With 19 gardeners, Lord Talbot of Malahide has produced an affair exactly like a suburban golf course.
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The great players have a set of golf clubs in their feet
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I can't believe that Babe Ruth was a better player than Willie Mays. Babe Ruth is to baseball what Arnold Palmer is to golf. He got the game moving. But I can't believe he could run as well as Willie Mays, and I can't believe he was any better an outfielder.
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The biggest takeaway for anyone seeking to write is this: don't go looking for the way other authors do their work. You won't find many who are consistent enough to copy, and there are enough variations in approach that it's obvious that it's not like hitting home runs or swinging a golf club. There isn't a standard approach, there's only what works for you (and what doesn't).
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What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
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I have a very good sense of humour. I love telling jokes, especially on the golf course.
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I played hockey in the winter, and then I would play golf in the summer. But I always knew I'd be a golfer.
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If you've ever played golf, you know that you yell 'fore' off the tee. You're not threatening somebody; you're warning them: 'Look, don't get hit by the ball, it's coming.'
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To have the opportunity to complete the slam at the Open at St Andrews, the home of golf, is something I will never ever forget.
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Golf is a game to me. Other players work extremely hard all year long. I work hard before Augusta. I know I get good results when I practice, but it also wears me out. It literally wore me out even when I was in my 20s.
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Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment because I've just signed a contract where I've got to do 200 shows a year in pubs, so the golf's fallen away a bit.
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Golf would be my ticket somewhere, I told myself. I just couldn't say where it would lead me.
