Golf Quotes
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It's just golf. As long as I get done without breakin' somethin' or hurtin' somebody, that's my goal.
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The coma ward was boring yet difficult. Like golf.
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We shot 'Dharma & Greg' six blocks from my house for five years. I had a Dodge Durango that I sold after five years, and it only had like 12,000 miles on it. My whole life was within eight square blocks of my house. There was a golf course across the street. In my downtime, I was on the driving range.
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Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
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I have a random array of ball markers in my bag and don't use any specific one. Many are the plastic kind you find at almost any golf course.
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Golf is a game to me. Other players work extremely hard all year long. I work hard before Augusta. I know I get good results when I practice, but it also wears me out. It literally wore me out even when I was in my 20s.
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I can't believe that Babe Ruth was a better player than Willie Mays. Babe Ruth is to baseball what Arnold Palmer is to golf. He got the game moving. But I can't believe he could run as well as Willie Mays, and I can't believe he was any better an outfielder.
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Golf is all about patience - one tournament is four days long, 18 holes a day.
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If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him.
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Golf would be my ticket somewhere, I told myself. I just couldn't say where it would lead me.
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Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee who has a deep suntan, a 1-iron in his bag, and squinty eyes.
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If you hit a bad shot, just tell yourself it is great to be alive, relaxing and walking around on a beautiful golf course. The next shot will be better.
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Any time you have two Presidents Cups in a row and you go to the 18th green, I mean, golf is the winner.
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Sometimes things don't come easy, and golf isn't an easy game.
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I never mixed with golfers when I was playing, mainly because I didn't want to talk golf all night.
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I play golf and ride my motorcycle - my Harley - around the hills of California.
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Irish gardens beat all for horror. With 19 gardeners, Lord Talbot of Malahide has produced an affair exactly like a suburban golf course.
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you can't do on a squash court and shouldn't do in a swimming pool.
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You have a lot of time on these tours. As Alice Cooper said, you can either drink all day or golf.
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Golf is a percentage game, and I play the percentages.
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I'm dancing tango, and I'm playing golf, and I'm quite active, you know, and for my age and everything, and what I've gone through, I'm very happy.
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I do not let a bad score ruin my enjoyment for golf.
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I think I've heard somebody say that I was a well-dressed golfer. I guess that has something to do with the fact that a lot of people who play golf don't dress very well.
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I was very lucky because hanging out at a golf course was much better than being on the streets. Golf taught me a great deal. I grew up surrounded by people who were professionals - lawyers, doctors, engineers. Around them, I learned how to behave, speak, eat, dress. I had nothing at home. The club was my home.
