Golf Quotes
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Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee who has a deep suntan, a 1-iron in his bag, and squinty eyes.
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To have the opportunity to complete the slam at the Open at St Andrews, the home of golf, is something I will never ever forget.
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I'm a boring guy. I don't play golf. I read, but how many books can I read?
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Golf would be my ticket somewhere, I told myself. I just couldn't say where it would lead me.
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Irish gardens beat all for horror. With 19 gardeners, Lord Talbot of Malahide has produced an affair exactly like a suburban golf course.
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There's this American dream to put enough away that you can golf and build a birdhouse or just be in a Barcalounger watching football all day. I'll never be that guy. And I'm not really sure the people who have that are all that happy. Our desires as a man are to work, plow ahead, and overcome conflict.
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I find golf very relaxing. It's a way to get away from work and get outside. It's a lot of fun, and once you get going it's almost kind of addictive.
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I can't even pretend to play golf.
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Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad.
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That's the nature of sport, if you look at how Europe has performed they have found a way to win but golf is cyclical and there's not much between the teams.
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When I'm not acting, I'm playing golf. I'm pretty passionate about it.
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The great players have a set of golf clubs in their feet
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Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
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My wife, she still gives me a hard time, and says I hunt too much or I like to play golf too much. And she's probably right, but it sure beats some of the things I used to do.
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Some men play golf. I've got this crazy thing about maintaining our nation's maritime heritage.
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The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree.
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For Donald Trump's business partners around the world, including the developers of this luxury golf course in Dubai, what some in the U.S. may see as a conflict of interest is, for them, money in the bank.
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The coma ward was boring yet difficult. Like golf.
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The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
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I get way more nervous playing golf in front of 500 people than being on stage in front of 20,000 people.
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Everyone I built a course for thinks they have the best golf course in the world and I'm very pleased and proud of that.
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In golf, humiliations are the essence of the game.
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We shot 'Dharma & Greg' six blocks from my house for five years. I had a Dodge Durango that I sold after five years, and it only had like 12,000 miles on it. My whole life was within eight square blocks of my house. There was a golf course across the street. In my downtime, I was on the driving range.
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I spent hours as a kid on the putting green of the local golf course imagining I was sinking a putt to win the Masters.
