Golf Quotes
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I know this golf tournament has my name on it but it's not about me. It's about the Louisiana Tech family. There is nothing greater than being a part of the Bulldog family.
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I have a tip that will take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
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I play golf and ride my motorcycle - my Harley - around the hills of California.
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I never mixed with golfers when I was playing, mainly because I didn't want to talk golf all night.
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I can't believe that Babe Ruth was a better player than Willie Mays. Babe Ruth is to baseball what Arnold Palmer is to golf. He got the game moving. But I can't believe he could run as well as Willie Mays, and I can't believe he was any better an outfielder.
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The biggest takeaway for anyone seeking to write is this: don't go looking for the way other authors do their work. You won't find many who are consistent enough to copy, and there are enough variations in approach that it's obvious that it's not like hitting home runs or swinging a golf club. There isn't a standard approach, there's only what works for you (and what doesn't).
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Any time you have two Presidents Cups in a row and you go to the 18th green, I mean, golf is the winner.
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If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.
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Golf is a game to me. Other players work extremely hard all year long. I work hard before Augusta. I know I get good results when I practice, but it also wears me out. It literally wore me out even when I was in my 20s.
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The great players have a set of golf clubs in their feet
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If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him.
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I have a very good sense of humour. I love telling jokes, especially on the golf course.
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I played hockey in the winter, and then I would play golf in the summer. But I always knew I'd be a golfer.
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You have a lot of time on these tours. As Alice Cooper said, you can either drink all day or golf.
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The game is getting younger and the game is getting better. It has to do with Tiger and Phil, largely, inspiring everybody and brought a lot more youth into the game of golf.
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Instead of playing with army men or whatever, I played golf, like for hours every day.
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To have the opportunity to complete the slam at the Open at St Andrews, the home of golf, is something I will never ever forget.
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Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment because I've just signed a contract where I've got to do 200 shows a year in pubs, so the golf's fallen away a bit.
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you can't do on a squash court and shouldn't do in a swimming pool.
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I have a random array of ball markers in my bag and don't use any specific one. Many are the plastic kind you find at almost any golf course.
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In golf your strengths and weaknesses will always be there. If you could improve your weaknesses, you would improve your game. The irony is that people prefer to practice their strengths.
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Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
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My philosophy is to enjoy yourself. Do the things you want to do, like play golf!
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Irish gardens beat all for horror. With 19 gardeners, Lord Talbot of Malahide has produced an affair exactly like a suburban golf course.
