Golf Quotes
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It seems a little bit like the home of the U.S. Open in the States. For all the venues of the U.S. Open this is more synonymous for the U.S. Open than any other one.
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The most successful way to play golf is the easiest way.
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Harry having drawn at golf The shape of his collapse clings to him. Who says the universe isn't soaked in disgrace?
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We know that golf is an ancient game with great history and tradition, but our golf is only 10 years old so don't judge us too harshly.
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I have a random array of ball markers in my bag and don't use any specific one. Many are the plastic kind you find at almost any golf course.
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Golf would be my ticket somewhere, I told myself. I just couldn't say where it would lead me.
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If you hit a bad shot, just tell yourself it is great to be alive, relaxing and walking around on a beautiful golf course. The next shot will be better.
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I still have a Lydia Ko-signed golf ball in my sock drawer that I'll keep for a while.
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Any time you have two Presidents Cups in a row and you go to the 18th green, I mean, golf is the winner.
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Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment because I've just signed a contract where I've got to do 200 shows a year in pubs, so the golf's fallen away a bit.
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I'm a boring guy. I don't play golf. I read, but how many books can I read?
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I was a very bad accountant; I didn't care about money, golf or discovering fraud. After about a year I was sacked; then I went into teacher training.
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I play golf and ride my motorcycle - my Harley - around the hills of California.
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Instead of playing with army men or whatever, I played golf, like for hours every day.
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I'm the captain of the Variety Club over in England, and so I'm playing golf for them once a week but doing odd bits.
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The fact is all golfers are equipment junkies and professional golfers are the worst of the lot. They'll do anything to find the perfect putter even though they'll insist no such instrument exists.
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I can't believe that Babe Ruth was a better player than Willie Mays. Babe Ruth is to baseball what Arnold Palmer is to golf. He got the game moving. But I can't believe he could run as well as Willie Mays, and I can't believe he was any better an outfielder.
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The coma ward was boring yet difficult. Like golf.
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I think I've heard somebody say that I was a well-dressed golfer. I guess that has something to do with the fact that a lot of people who play golf don't dress very well.
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I play a lot of charity golf mainly. I'm a bandit 18 if I play two or three times a week.
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I run like an electric golf cart. Now I look at eating as a way to feed my body and keep me younger. It's not about starving your body, but treating your body like a Ferrari. You don't put in the crappiest gas you can find. You use supreme. In the long term, you'll run clean.
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Anybody who plays golf will tell you that you play against yourself.
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Golf is all about patience - one tournament is four days long, 18 holes a day.
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We were all born with webbed feet and a golf club in our hand.
