Golf Quotes
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I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.
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The game is getting younger and the game is getting better. It has to do with Tiger and Phil, largely, inspiring everybody and brought a lot more youth into the game of golf.
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If you hit a bad shot, just tell yourself it is great to be alive, relaxing and walking around on a beautiful golf course. The next shot will be better.
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I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never got serious into golf until about age 15.
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I am relying on the theory that playing golf is just like riding a bike and that I haven't forgotten how.
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Sometimes things don't come easy, and golf isn't an easy game.
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If the rest of his foursome are bunched directly behind his ball, or assume the foetal position with their backs to the tee, the golfer is reminded that his drive tends to be erratic. More cruel yet is for his opponent to stand directly in the projected line of flight, as the safest place to be.
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St. Andrews by far is my favorite golf course in the world. It's where the game all started, it's why we have 18 holes instead of 22 and I think the history behind St. Andrews is amazing. There is no other golf course in the world that can say that every great player who has ever played the game has played that golf course.
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You know the way I play golf, it's a good I do these things for charities.
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Golf can be tougher than tennis when things go wrong, because you can't explain things by saying that your opponent played better than you. It's a cruel sport in that way.
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I expect to play golf until I am 90-even longer if anybody figures out a way to swing a club from a rocking chair.
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The chief object of every golf architect or greenkeeper worth his salt is to imitate the beauties of nature so closely as to make his work indistinguishable from nature itself.
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There's not a sport or activity in life where you have a really hard grip, you actually do better. Whether it's baseball or golf or kicking a ball, the looser you are, the further the thing goes... If you're tight, you're not necessarily better.
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In retrospect, golf for me was an apparent attempt to emulate the person I looked up to more than anyone: my father. He was instrumental in helping me develop the drive to achieve, but his role, as well as my mother's, was one of support and guidance, not interference.
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I think I've heard somebody say that I was a well-dressed golfer. I guess that has something to do with the fact that a lot of people who play golf don't dress very well.
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They were real golfers, for real golf is a thing of the spirit, not of mere mechanical excellence of stroke.
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My son's an idiot. He sprained his ankle playing golf. He fell off the ballwasher.
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A wife can sometimes be a deterrent to a good game of golf.
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The only thing you should force in a golf swing is the club back in the bag.
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I don't play golf, and I'm not into horse racing.
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I wore that same shirt yesterday playing golf. There goes the Nike account.
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I don't play golf with presidents.
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Golf is a good walk spoiled.
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I cannot do business. I cannot sit and say, 'How are you, the weather's great, how's your golf?' I'm like a bull in a china shop.
