Golf Quotes
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The beauty of golf, you're in charge out here.
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My wife, she still gives me a hard time, and says I hunt too much or I like to play golf too much. And she's probably right, but it sure beats some of the things I used to do.
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If you play golf, you are my friend.
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I wish my name was Tom Kite.
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All I want to do is do my shows and play golf.
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They were real golfers, for real golf is a thing of the spirit, not of mere mechanical excellence of stroke.
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My philosophy is to enjoy yourself. Do the things you want to do, like play golf!
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I can be a tennis player, a golf player, and even a soccer player.
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There's this American dream to put enough away that you can golf and build a birdhouse or just be in a Barcalounger watching football all day. I'll never be that guy. And I'm not really sure the people who have that are all that happy. Our desires as a man are to work, plow ahead, and overcome conflict.
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My son's an idiot. He sprained his ankle playing golf. He fell off the ballwasher.
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I have a very good sense of humour. I love telling jokes, especially on the golf course.
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Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable.
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I'm helpless in post-round, hole-by-hole interviews. I can't take you through most of the holes of winning the Players Championship, the U.S. Amateur or Ryder Cup matches. It's like golf amnesia.
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I've had three broken legs and two knee replacements. But I'm very good at apres golf.
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Night after night I went to sleep murmuring, 'To-morrow I will be easy, strong, quick, supple, accurate, dashing and self-controlled all at once!' For not less than this is necessary in the Game of Life called Golf.
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Everyone I built a course for thinks they have the best golf course in the world and I'm very pleased and proud of that.
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Golf is so selfish - it's so much about how do we get better and get to the next level.
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I see things written about the golf swing that I can't believe will work except by accident .
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The next time I cry about golf it will only be with joy. It's not worth crying over golf for any other reason. After all, it's only a game.
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Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad.
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The chief object of every golf architect or greenkeeper worth his salt is to imitate the beauties of nature so closely as to make his work indistinguishable from nature itself.
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In retrospect, golf for me was an apparent attempt to emulate the person I looked up to more than anyone: my father. He was instrumental in helping me develop the drive to achieve, but his role, as well as my mother's, was one of support and guidance, not interference.
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I don't think that golf has a place for two sets of rules. I think one of the reasons that the game has progressed in the way that it has over the years is the fact that the amateurs and the pros all play the same game, and they play under the same set of rules.
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It's great to be hosting SNL again. I hosted sixteen years ago. Back then I was in great shape, I was coming off an MVP season with the Phoenix Suns - now, I play bad golf, drink, sometimes I get arrested.
