Golf Quotes
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There is not a lot of money in competition dancing. There never has been; it's all about winning the trophies, really. It's not like golf.
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I am what I am. I love golf, I love my life, I love my family and friends.
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I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never got serious into golf until about age 15.
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Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee who has a deep suntan, a 1-iron in his bag, and squinty eyes.
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I played hockey in the winter, and then I would play golf in the summer. But I always knew I'd be a golfer.
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You know the way I play golf, it's a good I do these things for charities.
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I play golf once in awhile. I certainly love to train. I'm also a big fan of NASCAR and Japanimation.
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Golf can be tougher than tennis when things go wrong, because you can't explain things by saying that your opponent played better than you. It's a cruel sport in that way.
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Sometimes things don't come easy, and golf isn't an easy game.
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We shot 'Dharma & Greg' six blocks from my house for five years. I had a Dodge Durango that I sold after five years, and it only had like 12,000 miles on it. My whole life was within eight square blocks of my house. There was a golf course across the street. In my downtime, I was on the driving range.
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The locker rooms that Donald Trump is in are not at the cut-rate gym with the broken treadmills - they are at his swish golf clubs. They are places of stature.
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Programming is similar to a game of golf. The point is not getting the ball in the hole but how many strokes it takes.
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A wife can sometimes be a deterrent to a good game of golf.
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Scottish golf is a more public game. It is more reasonably priced and they play faster. It isn't cart golf. The only reason resorts force you into carts is for the money. They are selling off the soul of the game for a few dollars.
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I always said that if they have a golf course like this in heaven, I want to be the head pro.
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Golf is a good walk spoiled.
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Green synthetic practice mats are the worst thing for your golf game that I know of. You can hit six inches behind the ball and not even know it, because the ball still gets airborne. Practice nets are awful, too. Swing a weighted club instead.
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If anything, more kids that want to get good at golf will get fine-tuned. It's factual. It's science, how to build a golfer. I think that's huge.
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The coma ward was boring yet difficult. Like golf.
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If the rest of his foursome are bunched directly behind his ball, or assume the foetal position with their backs to the tee, the golfer is reminded that his drive tends to be erratic. More cruel yet is for his opponent to stand directly in the projected line of flight, as the safest place to be.
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I wouldn't have raced a horse. But you'll then throw back at me that Jesse Owens raced against a horse and he's one of my heroes so I'm not going to say it was a silly stunt. I know too much about horses. They're highly unreliable and they've got brains the size of golf balls.
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You have a lot of time on these tours. As Alice Cooper said, you can either drink all day or golf.
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The scores were going so low all week. You just have to keep your foot to the floor on this golf course. Fortunately, I made a lot of good putts coming into the house.
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I spent hours as a kid on the putting green of the local golf course imagining I was sinking a putt to win the Masters.
