Golf Quotes
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We were all born with webbed feet and a golf club in our hand.
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My son's an idiot. He sprained his ankle playing golf. He fell off the ballwasher.
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Night after night I went to sleep murmuring, 'To-morrow I will be easy, strong, quick, supple, accurate, dashing and self-controlled all at once!' For not less than this is necessary in the Game of Life called Golf.
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All I want to do is do my shows and play golf.
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To have the opportunity to complete the slam at the Open at St Andrews, the home of golf, is something I will never ever forget.
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Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable.
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Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad.
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It is no secret that the Golf Foundation has had its difficulties.
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I wouldn't have raced a horse. But you'll then throw back at me that Jesse Owens raced against a horse and he's one of my heroes so I'm not going to say it was a silly stunt. I know too much about horses. They're highly unreliable and they've got brains the size of golf balls.
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They were real golfers, for real golf is a thing of the spirit, not of mere mechanical excellence of stroke.
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It's great to be hosting SNL again. I hosted sixteen years ago. Back then I was in great shape, I was coming off an MVP season with the Phoenix Suns - now, I play bad golf, drink, sometimes I get arrested.
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Anyone of my generation who trusts government probably has an I.Q. that would make a good golf score.
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Golf isn't just my business, it's my hobby.
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I can be a tennis player, a golf player, and even a soccer player.
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Achievements on the golf course are not what matters, decency and honesty are what matter.
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With golf becoming part of the Olympics now, it is even more imperative that more of the middle class get access to the sport.
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Actually, performing is a lot like golf. You are alone, so vulnerable.
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My wife, she still gives me a hard time, and says I hunt too much or I like to play golf too much. And she's probably right, but it sure beats some of the things I used to do.
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I have musician friends who play too much golf, and they're not as good at music anymore.
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Golf is so selfish - it's so much about how do we get better and get to the next level.
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The next time I cry about golf it will only be with joy. It's not worth crying over golf for any other reason. After all, it's only a game.
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The Masters is one of golf's greatest traditions and Augusta is one of the best courses in the world. They are synonymous. It's an event that every golfer, and golf fan, looks forward to.
