Golf Quotes
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I'm dancing tango, and I'm playing golf, and I'm quite active, you know, and for my age and everything, and what I've gone through, I'm very happy.
Tommy Chong
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I don't think that golf has a place for two sets of rules. I think one of the reasons that the game has progressed in the way that it has over the years is the fact that the amateurs and the pros all play the same game, and they play under the same set of rules.
Arnold Palmer
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I cannot do business. I cannot sit and say, 'How are you, the weather's great, how's your golf?' I'm like a bull in a china shop.
Cilla Black
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Achievements on the golf course are not what matters, decency and honesty are what matter.
Tiger Woods
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There is not a lot of money in competition dancing. There never has been; it's all about winning the trophies, really. It's not like golf.
Anton du Beke
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Golf is a game not just of manners but of morals.
Art Spander
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I have a very good sense of humour. I love telling jokes, especially on the golf course.
Engelbert Humperdinck
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Back horses or go down to Throgmorton Street and try to take it away from the Rothschilds, and I will applaud you as a shrewd and cautious financier. But to bet at golf is pure gambling.
P. G. Wodehouse
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The beauty of golf, you're in charge out here.
Mike Weir
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Scottish golf is a more public game. It is more reasonably priced and they play faster. It isn't cart golf. The only reason resorts force you into carts is for the money. They are selling off the soul of the game for a few dollars.
Daniel J. King
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A pretty girl will always have the toughest time learning to play golf, because every man wants to give her lessons.
Harvey Penick
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It is the constant and undying hope for improvement that makes golf so exquisitely worth playing.
Bernard Darwin
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I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never got serious into golf until about age 15.
Lee Trevino
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The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once.
Zeppo Marx
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I see things written about the golf swing that I can't believe will work except by accident .
Harvey Penick
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The second-worst thing in the world is betting on a golf game and losing. The worst is not betting at all.
Bobby Riggs
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This golf course, you miss a shot a little bit off-line, it's going to bite you.
Mike Weir
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I'm a golf junkie, but I'm a sports fan. I'll watch pretty much everything that's on.
Stephen Curry
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I don't play golf, and I'm not into horse racing.
Lloyd Dorfman
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About Donald Trump When he was over here, he was saying that he was going up to Scotland, my golf course in Scotland, cause people in London are protesting but up in Scotland they really like me. Can I say on behalf of the Scottish nation? We fucking don’t.
David Tennant
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We went around and looked and talked to a lot of foundations with those charities and decided upon the Childrens Hospital. They had a golf tournament at the time, but it was a small event that didnt raise a significant amount of money.
Tom Kite
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Whatever happens on the golf course is OK, because if I put the ball in trouble I know that I have the skills to get it out of trouble and back into play.
Walter Hagen