Golf Quotes
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If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
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I'm pretty certain that I'm the only son of a billionaire who can drive a D10 Caterpillar better than I can drive a golf cart.
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It's very difficult to move yourself up bit by bit. It's like trying to eat an elephant for God's sake. I can do it. It's just I have to have it bite by bite, you know. It's possible. You can eat an elephant, but you have to do it bite by bite. You can't do it all in one go.
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Men capable of governing empires fail to control a small white ball, which presents no difficulties whetever to others with one ounce more brain than a cuckoo clock. I wish to goodness I knew the man who invented this infernal game. I'd strangle him. But I suppose he's been dead for ages. Still, I could go and jump on his grave.
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It is the constant and undying hope for improvement that makes golf so exquisitely worth playing.
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I enjoy that atmosphere, because you play golf all the time but you don't get to play in front of this many people and feel the energy of the crowd.You hit a bad shot, they boo; you hit a good shot, they cheer you. It's awesome. So I love it.
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The next time I cry about golf it will only be with joy. It's not worth crying over golf for any other reason. After all, it's only a game.
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Programming is similar to a game of golf. The point is not getting the ball in the hole but how many strokes it takes.
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Scottish golf is a more public game. It is more reasonably priced and they play faster. It isn't cart golf. The only reason resorts force you into carts is for the money. They are selling off the soul of the game for a few dollars.
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Golf is a great way for someone to learn discipline, responsibility and sportsmanship.?
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In tennis, you can make a couple of mistakes and still win. Not in golf. I played three rounds in that Tahoe event, and I was drained. Mentally, not physically.
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I'm afraid there are no replays or second chances in amateur or professional golf, and that's the way it should be.
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Guitar playing is very important to me. It's like golf to some other people; it's important to me that I play good.
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The fun you get from golf is in direct ratio to the effort you don't put into it.
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If you play golf, you are my friend.
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I have always had a drive that pushed me to try for perfection, and golf is a game in which perfection stays just out of reach.
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My father was a very good golfer and he got me started early. My grandfather played, too. It was just something that the Kroft family did. I kind of grew up on the golf course.
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I have always wanted to live where one could practice golf shots in one's pajamas before breakfast.
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I'm just more into playing golf. It's a great thing.
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On the value of blind shots to golf course design.
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I've learned a lot about my game every time I play golf in a men's event.
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There would be nothing to get me to run for president. I don't even understand how anyone would want that job at all. Although I would be able to play golf which I don't seem to have time now.
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I see things written about the golf swing that I can't believe will work except by accident .
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If I can raise more money for charities, or get more Canadian kids to play golf, the green jacket will mean even more.
