Golf Quotes
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There would be nothing to get me to run for president. I don't even understand how anyone would want that job at all. Although I would be able to play golf which I don't seem to have time now.
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I have always wanted to live where one could practice golf shots in one's pajamas before breakfast.
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The golf swing is among the most stressful and unnatural acts in sports, short of cheering for the Yankees.
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All I want to do is do my shows and play golf.
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The fundamental problem with golf is that every so often, no matter how lacking you may be in the essential virtues required of a steady player, the odds are that one day you will hit the ball straight, hard, and out of sight. This is the essential frustration of this excruciating sport. For when you've done it once, you make the fundamental error of asking yourself why you can't do this all the time. The answer to this question is simple: the first time was a fluke
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Whatever happens on the golf course is OK, because if I put the ball in trouble I know that I have the skills to get it out of trouble and back into play.
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Golf is a game not just of manners but of morals.
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I never mixed with golfers when I was playing, mainly because I didn't want to talk golf all night.
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I have always had a drive that pushed me to try for perfection, and golf is a game in which perfection stays just out of reach.
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A round of golf is the ideal antidote to stress.
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Golf is good, it means I get some fresh air and exercise, take my mind off work and see some of the landscape of the place I'm visiting.
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I still have a Lydia Ko-signed golf ball in my sock drawer that I'll keep for a while.
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My philosophy is to enjoy yourself. Do the things you want to do, like play golf!
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I enjoy coming to Scotland, and my favourite memory has to be my first Open at Carnoustie. Coming over from a small town and playing in something so big to golf and y'all.
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If I can raise more money for charities, or get more Canadian kids to play golf, the green jacket will mean even more.
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A decision of the courts decided that the game of golf may be played on a Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.
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Golf courses are becoming far too long. Twenty years ago we played three rounds of golf a day and considered we had taken an interminably long time if we took more than two hours to play a round. Today it not infrequently takes over three hours.
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Now we know everything about golf equipment. A player doesn't have to know diddly about golf clubs, because we know what a golf club can do and how it can fit to you. I hate to harp on my era because people don't like that, but 30 years back was so different. I didn't have maxed-out clubs. The clubs now are amazing.
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If it did end up in a tie, it has been phenomenal golf. It could happen. If it did, so be it.
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When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape.
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Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore,' shoot six, and write down five.
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I'm swimming every day and I'm even trying to get the golf swing working again - but that might take a little bit longer.
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I learned to surf for 'Soul Surfer.' Surfing is like golf: You're always battling, and it keeps knocking you down. There are a lot of wipeouts. But when you stay with it and catch that wave, you really taste it. It's magic.
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I want to get good enough so I can play in Mia Hamm's golf tournament for her foundation and have an event of my own someday. I'm so competitive, I don't want to go and just pretend I'm a good golfer.
