Golf Quotes
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They say that golf isn't a contact sport. Not the way that we play it...
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The chief object of every golf architect or greenkeeper worth his salt is to imitate the beauties of nature so closely as to make his work indistinguishable from nature itself.
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Brushing up on your short game at the practice area is fine and good, but taking it with you to the golf course - when your score is really on the line - is another story.
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I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.
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I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never got serious into golf until about age 15.
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I'm swimming every day and I'm even trying to get the golf swing working again - but that might take a little bit longer.
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I don't play golf, and I'm not into horse racing.
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Golf is not about the quality of your good shots, it is about the quality of your bad shots.
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It's very difficult to move yourself up bit by bit. It's like trying to eat an elephant for God's sake. I can do it. It's just I have to have it bite by bite, you know. It's possible. You can eat an elephant, but you have to do it bite by bite. You can't do it all in one go.
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I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
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It is more satisfying to be a bad player at golf. The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good shot.
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A pretty girl will always have the toughest time learning to play golf, because every man wants to give her lessons.
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I had two older brothers, so I was always competing with them. The guys I grew up with on the golf course, when I was 13, they were 15 or 16, and I was always trying to beat them.
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Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore,' shoot six, and write down five.
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I can't even pretend to play golf.
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The fundamental problem with golf is that every so often, no matter how lacking you may be in the essential virtues required of a steady player, the odds are that one day you will hit the ball straight, hard, and out of sight. This is the essential frustration of this excruciating sport. For when you've done it once, you make the fundamental error of asking yourself why you can't do this all the time. The answer to this question is simple: the first time was a fluke
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McIlroy's taken the standard of golf to one level beyond where Tiger was.
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To play well you must feel tranquil and at peace. I have never been troubled by nerves in golf because I felt I had nothing to lose and everything to gain.
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I'm just more into playing golf. It's a great thing.
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If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today.
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The fun you get from golf is in direct ratio to the effort you don't put into it.
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You should welcome getting older in golf. With greater knowledge of your swing, you, too, can keep improving.
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I have always wanted to live where one could practice golf shots in one's pajamas before breakfast.
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Golf is a search for perfection, for balance. It's about meditation and concentration. You have to use hand and brain.
