Golf Quotes
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One of my favorite things to do is play golf at Braemar Country Club. It's quiet and not overly crowded. The people are nice, and there's wildlife all around the course. As far as my game itself, I can go from a 10 handicap to a 30, depending on the day.
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Golf is a game not just of manners but of morals.
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I don't play golf, and I'm not into horse racing.
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I'm a golf junkie, but I'm a sports fan. I'll watch pretty much everything that's on.
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I expect to play golf until I am 90-even longer if anybody figures out a way to swing a club from a rocking chair.
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You have a lot of time on these tours. As Alice Cooper said, you can either drink all day or golf.
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The game just embarrasses you until you feel inadequate and pathetic. You want to cry like a child.
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About Donald Trump When he was over here, he was saying that he was going up to Scotland, my golf course in Scotland, cause people in London are protesting but up in Scotland they really like me. Can I say on behalf of the Scottish nation? We fucking don’t.
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I am relying on the theory that playing golf is just like riding a bike and that I haven't forgotten how.
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You know the way I play golf, it's a good I do these things for charities.
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Programming is similar to a game of golf. The point is not getting the ball in the hole but how many strokes it takes.
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Night after night I went to sleep murmuring, 'To-morrow I will be easy, strong, quick, supple, accurate, dashing and self-controlled all at once!' For not less than this is necessary in the Game of Life called Golf.
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I enjoy that atmosphere, because you play golf all the time but you don't get to play in front of this many people and feel the energy of the crowd.You hit a bad shot, they boo; you hit a good shot, they cheer you. It's awesome. So I love it.
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If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
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Of this diversion the Scots are so fond, that, when the weather will permit, you may see a multitude of all ranks, from the senator of justice to the lowest tradesman, mingled together, in their shirts, and following the balls with utmost eagerness.
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I play golf once in awhile. I certainly love to train. I'm also a big fan of NASCAR and Japanimation.
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Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.
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We went around and looked and talked to a lot of foundations with those charities and decided upon the Childrens Hospital. They had a golf tournament at the time, but it was a small event that didnt raise a significant amount of money.
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I will fall in love with any golf course that you have to drive the ball straight. You understand what I'm saying? That's my advantage. My advantage wasn't putting. In fact, I wasn't even a great putter or a good putter.
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Golf is a good walk spoiled.
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I wore that same shirt yesterday playing golf. There goes the Nike account.
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Scottish golf is a more public game. It is more reasonably priced and they play faster. It isn't cart golf. The only reason resorts force you into carts is for the money. They are selling off the soul of the game for a few dollars.
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The golf swing is among the most stressful and unnatural acts in sports, short of cheering for the Yankees.
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Green synthetic practice mats are the worst thing for your golf game that I know of. You can hit six inches behind the ball and not even know it, because the ball still gets airborne. Practice nets are awful, too. Swing a weighted club instead.
