Golf Quotes
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I play golf once in awhile. I certainly love to train. I'm also a big fan of NASCAR and Japanimation.
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Of this diversion the Scots are so fond, that, when the weather will permit, you may see a multitude of all ranks, from the senator of justice to the lowest tradesman, mingled together, in their shirts, and following the balls with utmost eagerness.
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Golf is a game not just of manners but of morals.
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Pawn endings are to Chess what putting is to golf
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I wouldn't have raced a horse. But you'll then throw back at me that Jesse Owens raced against a horse and he's one of my heroes so I'm not going to say it was a silly stunt. I know too much about horses. They're highly unreliable and they've got brains the size of golf balls.
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The game just embarrasses you until you feel inadequate and pathetic. You want to cry like a child.
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Golf has probably kept more people sane than psychiatrists have.
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Green synthetic practice mats are the worst thing for your golf game that I know of. You can hit six inches behind the ball and not even know it, because the ball still gets airborne. Practice nets are awful, too. Swing a weighted club instead.
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You have a lot of time on these tours. As Alice Cooper said, you can either drink all day or golf.
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I am what I am. I love golf, I love my life, I love my family and friends.
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If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.
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We went around and looked and talked to a lot of foundations with those charities and decided upon the Childrens Hospital. They had a golf tournament at the time, but it was a small event that didnt raise a significant amount of money.
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Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.
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The scores were going so low all week. You just have to keep your foot to the floor on this golf course. Fortunately, I made a lot of good putts coming into the house.
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About Donald Trump When he was over here, he was saying that he was going up to Scotland, my golf course in Scotland, cause people in London are protesting but up in Scotland they really like me. Can I say on behalf of the Scottish nation? We fucking don’t.
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I try to deign golf courses that are individual in character and individual in their own standing.
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The golf swing is among the most stressful and unnatural acts in sports, short of cheering for the Yankees.
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I'm a golf junkie, but I'm a sports fan. I'll watch pretty much everything that's on.
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I always said that if they have a golf course like this in heaven, I want to be the head pro.
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There is not a lot of money in competition dancing. There never has been; it's all about winning the trophies, really. It's not like golf.
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Feel is the most perplexing part of golf, and probably the most important.
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I will fall in love with any golf course that you have to drive the ball straight. You understand what I'm saying? That's my advantage. My advantage wasn't putting. In fact, I wasn't even a great putter or a good putter.
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Night after night I went to sleep murmuring, 'To-morrow I will be easy, strong, quick, supple, accurate, dashing and self-controlled all at once!' For not less than this is necessary in the Game of Life called Golf.
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The locker rooms that Donald Trump is in are not at the cut-rate gym with the broken treadmills - they are at his swish golf clubs. They are places of stature.
