Golf Quotes
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Golf would be my ticket somewhere, I told myself. I just couldn't say where it would lead me.
Arnold Palmer
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Golf is a percentage game, and I play the percentages.
Byron Nelson
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If you've ever played golf, you know that you yell 'fore' off the tee. You're not threatening somebody; you're warning them: 'Look, don't get hit by the ball, it's coming.'
John F. Kerry
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Golf isn't just my business, it's my hobby.
Lee Trevino
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I run like an electric golf cart. Now I look at eating as a way to feed my body and keep me younger. It's not about starving your body, but treating your body like a Ferrari. You don't put in the crappiest gas you can find. You use supreme. In the long term, you'll run clean.
Carol Alt
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If you hit a bad shot, just tell yourself it is great to be alive, relaxing and walking around on a beautiful golf course. The next shot will be better.
Al Geiberger
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There's this American dream to put enough away that you can golf and build a birdhouse or just be in a Barcalounger watching football all day. I'll never be that guy. And I'm not really sure the people who have that are all that happy. Our desires as a man are to work, plow ahead, and overcome conflict.
Kevin Bacon
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I'm a boring guy. I don't play golf. I read, but how many books can I read?
Jerry Reinsdorf
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I think I've heard somebody say that I was a well-dressed golfer. I guess that has something to do with the fact that a lot of people who play golf don't dress very well.
Arnold Palmer
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I'm dancing tango, and I'm playing golf, and I'm quite active, you know, and for my age and everything, and what I've gone through, I'm very happy.
Tommy Chong
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It's great to be hosting SNL again. I hosted sixteen years ago. Back then I was in great shape, I was coming off an MVP season with the Phoenix Suns - now, I play bad golf, drink, sometimes I get arrested.
Charles Barkley
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My son's an idiot. He sprained his ankle playing golf. He fell off the ballwasher.
Jack Roy
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Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad.
Dick Van Dyke
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I was very lucky because hanging out at a golf course was much better than being on the streets. Golf taught me a great deal. I grew up surrounded by people who were professionals - lawyers, doctors, engineers. Around them, I learned how to behave, speak, eat, dress. I had nothing at home. The club was my home.
Angel Cabrera
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I've had three broken legs and two knee replacements. But I'm very good at apres golf.
Letitia Baldrige
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The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree.
Confucius
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For instance, he says I let him play golf, and he says, he lets me be miserable in my job. Now - that doesn't quite sound right, does it? But nonetheless, I think for the first time in my life, I'm not going to be miserable in my life when I come and work at CNN.
Connie Chung
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Who wants a life of ease? And who wants a life in the office that you hate, and who wants to play golf?
Sebastian Junger
