Golf Quotes
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I play golf - even though I'm awful at it.
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I was a very bad accountant; I didn't care about money, golf or discovering fraud. After about a year I was sacked; then I went into teacher training.
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I know this golf tournament has my name on it but it's not about me. It's about the Louisiana Tech family. There is nothing greater than being a part of the Bulldog family.
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The coma ward was boring yet difficult. Like golf.
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Harry having drawn at golf The shape of his collapse clings to him. Who says the universe isn't soaked in disgrace?
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Who wants a life of ease? And who wants a life in the office that you hate, and who wants to play golf?
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I played golf for 25 years before I made a hole-in-one of any kind. I was on the tour for years before it finally happened. Eventually I made 23, but boy, that first one was a long time coming. It was the price I paid for not shooting at every flag.
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Instead of playing with army men or whatever, I played golf, like for hours every day.
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Feel is the most perplexing part of golf, and probably the most important.
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My ball is in a bunch of fern, A jolly place to be; An angry man is close astern- He waves his club at me. Well, let him wave-the sky is blue; Go on, old ball, we are but two-We may be down in three, Or nine-or ten-or twenty-five-It matters not; to be alive, Is good enough for me.
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You have a lot of time on these tours. As Alice Cooper said, you can either drink all day or golf.
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Golf is fun - until you hit somebody in the head.
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In days of yore, Opening Day of the baseball season was special, signifying that spring had come at last. Today, however, Opening Day sort of dribbles into existence, and the spiritual start of spring now belongs to the Masters golf tournament, where the azaleas and magnolias and dogwood bloom.
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I wouldn't have raced a horse. But you'll then throw back at me that Jesse Owens raced against a horse and he's one of my heroes so I'm not going to say it was a silly stunt. I know too much about horses. They're highly unreliable and they've got brains the size of golf balls.
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I do not let a bad score ruin my enjoyment for golf.
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I expect to play golf until I am 90-even longer if anybody figures out a way to swing a club from a rocking chair.
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With golf becoming part of the Olympics now, it is even more imperative that more of the middle class get access to the sport.
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I don't go out and get arrested anymore. The most extravagant thing I do these days is play golf. I'm like an old man.
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For instance, he says I let him play golf, and he says, he lets me be miserable in my job. Now - that doesn't quite sound right, does it? But nonetheless, I think for the first time in my life, I'm not going to be miserable in my life when I come and work at CNN.
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I run like an electric golf cart. Now I look at eating as a way to feed my body and keep me younger. It's not about starving your body, but treating your body like a Ferrari. You don't put in the crappiest gas you can find. You use supreme. In the long term, you'll run clean.
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They have been playing golf for 800 years and nobody has satisfactorily said why.
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Golf would be my ticket somewhere, I told myself. I just couldn't say where it would lead me.
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Golf has always been a part of my life. My parents have footage of me in a walker swinging a plastic club. If I didn't play golf, I would have been a baseball player. I could sit and watch baseball all day.
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I play a lot of charity golf mainly. I'm a bandit 18 if I play two or three times a week.
