Golf Quotes
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That putt Chris made, I take my hat off to him, ... What a day's golf.
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Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment because I've just signed a contract where I've got to do 200 shows a year in pubs, so the golf's fallen away a bit.
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If golfers can run around and crow when they make a birdie, I think it would be just as proper to lie down on the green and cry when you make a bogey.
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My parents lived by Rancho Park. And my mom, later in life, got into playing golf. She and her male cronies would get up at five in the morning and sneak onto the back nine. I kind of just started getting into it. For a long time, I was really puzzled by why people liked it.
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If you've ever played golf, you know that you yell 'fore' off the tee. You're not threatening somebody; you're warning them: 'Look, don't get hit by the ball, it's coming.'
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Golf isn't just my business, it's my hobby.
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I can be a tennis player, a golf player, and even a soccer player.
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I'm a boring guy. I don't play golf. I read, but how many books can I read?
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My wife, she still gives me a hard time, and says I hunt too much or I like to play golf too much. And she's probably right, but it sure beats some of the things I used to do.
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Some men play golf. I've got this crazy thing about maintaining our nation's maritime heritage.
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Golf is the crack of sports. If you hit five good shots, you know you can hit six good shots. The next time you hit six good shots, you know you can hit seven.
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To have the opportunity to complete the slam at the Open at St Andrews, the home of golf, is something I will never ever forget.
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I play golf and ride my motorcycle - my Harley - around the hills of California.
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You should welcome getting older in golf. With greater knowledge of your swing, you, too, can keep improving.
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Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee who has a deep suntan, a 1-iron in his bag, and squinty eyes.
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The great players have a set of golf clubs in their feet
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Anyone of my generation who trusts government probably has an I.Q. that would make a good golf score.
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Few would deny that blacks have become very dominant in athletics: football, basketball, track, now dominant in tennis and dominant in golf.
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The Masters is one of golf's greatest traditions and Augusta is one of the best courses in the world. They are synonymous. It's an event that every golfer, and golf fan, looks forward to.
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I can't even pretend to play golf.
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I love to crunch numbers. I look at how many fairways I hit, how many greens I hit. I plan my way around the golf course.
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When I'm not acting, I'm playing golf. I'm pretty passionate about it.
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There's this American dream to put enough away that you can golf and build a birdhouse or just be in a Barcalounger watching football all day. I'll never be that guy. And I'm not really sure the people who have that are all that happy. Our desires as a man are to work, plow ahead, and overcome conflict.
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Irish gardens beat all for horror. With 19 gardeners, Lord Talbot of Malahide has produced an affair exactly like a suburban golf course.
