Golf Quotes
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Somebody made the statement that Donald Trump has built or owns the greatest collection of golf courses, ever, in the history of golf. And I believe that is 100 percent true.
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It's a piece of property that, if you're going to have a development out here, you need to have a golf course because you need to take care of the effluent water being created by the development.
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It seems a little bit like the home of the U.S. Open in the States. For all the venues of the U.S. Open this is more synonymous for the U.S. Open than any other one.
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It's just golf. As long as I get done without breakin' somethin' or hurtin' somebody, that's my goal.
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Surfing is like golf: You're always battling, and it keeps knocking you down. There are a lot of wipeouts. But when you stay with it and catch that wave, you really taste it. It's magic.
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Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee who has a deep suntan, a 1-iron in his bag, and squinty eyes.
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You go to work, tape five shows in one day and then go home and play golf for the rest of the week and then start the week all over. I thought if something like that came along, I'd love to do that.
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If I can raise more money for charities, or get more Canadian kids to play golf, the green jacket will mean even more.
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Golf is a percentage game, and I play the percentages.
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Golf has probably kept more people sane than psychiatrists have.
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Sometimes things don't come easy, and golf isn't an easy game.
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I still have a Lydia Ko-signed golf ball in my sock drawer that I'll keep for a while.
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They have been playing golf for 800 years and nobody has satisfactorily said why.
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Golf is fun - until you hit somebody in the head.
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I was a paperboy first, then I worked at a movie theater. But I was a caddie at a golf club, which I didn't like. The people were so bougie and racist at times.
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I enjoy that atmosphere, because you play golf all the time but you don't get to play in front of this many people and feel the energy of the crowd.You hit a bad shot, they boo; you hit a good shot, they cheer you. It's awesome. So I love it.
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I have a random array of ball markers in my bag and don't use any specific one. Many are the plastic kind you find at almost any golf course.
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If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.
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Golf is a lot like life. When you make a decision, stick with it.
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I'm a boring guy. I don't play golf. I read, but how many books can I read?
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I was a very bad accountant; I didn't care about money, golf or discovering fraud. After about a year I was sacked; then I went into teacher training.
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Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment because I've just signed a contract where I've got to do 200 shows a year in pubs, so the golf's fallen away a bit.
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I play golf and ride my motorcycle - my Harley - around the hills of California.
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Any time you have two Presidents Cups in a row and you go to the 18th green, I mean, golf is the winner.
