Golf Quotes
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Sometimes things don't come easy, and golf isn't an easy game.
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Somebody made the statement that Donald Trump has built or owns the greatest collection of golf courses, ever, in the history of golf. And I believe that is 100 percent true.
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But in the end it's still a game of golf, and if at the end of the day you can't shake hands with your opponents and still be friends, then you've missed the point.
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I was a paperboy first, then I worked at a movie theater. But I was a caddie at a golf club, which I didn't like. The people were so bougie and racist at times.
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I played hockey in the winter, and then I would play golf in the summer. But I always knew I'd be a golfer.
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I am relying on the theory that playing golf is just like riding a bike and that I haven't forgotten how.
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Invariably something happens at a U.S. Open where the golf course gets out of control one day, they have one pin that's out of control. It always seems to happen. But they've gotten better about the height of the rough.
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The amateur has an infectious, contagious enthusiasm for golf and life.
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Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
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I enjoy that atmosphere, because you play golf all the time but you don't get to play in front of this many people and feel the energy of the crowd.You hit a bad shot, they boo; you hit a good shot, they cheer you. It's awesome. So I love it.
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It's a piece of property that, if you're going to have a development out here, you need to have a golf course because you need to take care of the effluent water being created by the development.
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If I can raise more money for charities, or get more Canadian kids to play golf, the green jacket will mean even more.
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If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.
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In golf, humiliations are the essence of the game.
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Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee who has a deep suntan, a 1-iron in his bag, and squinty eyes.
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The game just embarrasses you until you feel inadequate and pathetic. You want to cry like a child.
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Guitar playing is very important to me. It's like golf to some other people; it's important to me that I play good.
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Golf is fun - until you hit somebody in the head.
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In golf your strengths and weaknesses will always be there. If you could improve your weaknesses, you would improve your game. The irony is that people prefer to practice their strengths.
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You go to work, tape five shows in one day and then go home and play golf for the rest of the week and then start the week all over. I thought if something like that came along, I'd love to do that.
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Golf is a lot like life. When you make a decision, stick with it.
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We shot 'Dharma & Greg' six blocks from my house for five years. I had a Dodge Durango that I sold after five years, and it only had like 12,000 miles on it. My whole life was within eight square blocks of my house. There was a golf course across the street. In my downtime, I was on the driving range.
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It's just golf. As long as I get done without breakin' somethin' or hurtin' somebody, that's my goal.
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Golf is a percentage game, and I play the percentages.
