Golf Quotes
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I had two older brothers, so I was always competing with them. The guys I grew up with on the golf course, when I was 13, they were 15 or 16, and I was always trying to beat them.
Mike Weir
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I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for – getting paid for doing what you love.
Tiger Woods
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Enjoy the game. Happy golf is good golf.
Gary Player
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A good golf course is like good music or good anything else; it is not necessarily a course which appeals the first time one plays over it, but one which grows on the player the more frequently he visits it.
Alastair Mackenzie
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Golf is not about the quality of your good shots, it is about the quality of your bad shots.
Sir Nicholas Alexander Faldo
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Dogbert: Scientists have discovered the gene that makes some people love golf. Dilbert: How can they tell it's the golf gene? Dogbert: It's plaid and it lies.
Scott Adams
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They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that.
Gardner Dickinson
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Golf is the most useless outdoor game ever devised to waste the time and try the spirit of man.
Westbrook Pegler
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There would be nothing to get me to run for president. I don't even understand how anyone would want that job at all. Although I would be able to play golf which I don't seem to have time now.
Ellen DeGeneres
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I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
Gerald Rudolph Ford Jr.
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I have always wanted to live where one could practice golf shots in one's pajamas before breakfast.
Alastair Mackenzie
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The scores were going so low all week. You just have to keep your foot to the floor on this golf course. Fortunately, I made a lot of good putts coming into the house.
J. M. Roberts
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Now we know everything about golf equipment. A player doesn't have to know diddly about golf clubs, because we know what a golf club can do and how it can fit to you. I hate to harp on my era because people don't like that, but 30 years back was so different. I didn't have maxed-out clubs. The clubs now are amazing.
Sir Nicholas Alexander Faldo
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I try to deign golf courses that are individual in character and individual in their own standing.
Arnold Palmer
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I'm swimming every day and I'm even trying to get the golf swing working again - but that might take a little bit longer.
Sean Connery
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On the value of blind shots to golf course design.
Alastair Mackenzie
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I do plan to return to golf one day. I just don't know when that day will be.
Tiger Woods
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Golf is a search for perfection, for balance. It's about meditation and concentration. You have to use hand and brain.
Celine Dion
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Men capable of governing empires fail to control a small white ball, which presents no difficulties whetever to others with one ounce more brain than a cuckoo clock. I wish to goodness I knew the man who invented this infernal game. I'd strangle him. But I suppose he's been dead for ages. Still, I could go and jump on his grave.
P. G. Wodehouse
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I have musician friends who play too much golf, and they're not as good at music anymore.
Raphael Saadiq
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I learned to surf for 'Soul Surfer.' Surfing is like golf: You're always battling, and it keeps knocking you down. There are a lot of wipeouts. But when you stay with it and catch that wave, you really taste it. It's magic.
Dennis Quaid
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Brushing up on your short game at the practice area is fine and good, but taking it with you to the golf course - when your score is really on the line - is another story.
Ernie Els
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I enjoy coming to Scotland, and my favourite memory has to be my first Open at Carnoustie. Coming over from a small town and playing in something so big to golf and y'all.
Boo Weekley
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I have always had a drive that pushed me to try for perfection, and golf is a game in which perfection stays just out of reach.
Betsy Rawls