Golf Quotes
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I had two older brothers, so I was always competing with them. The guys I grew up with on the golf course, when I was 13, they were 15 or 16, and I was always trying to beat them.
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Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.
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Now we know everything about golf equipment. A player doesn't have to know diddly about golf clubs, because we know what a golf club can do and how it can fit to you. I hate to harp on my era because people don't like that, but 30 years back was so different. I didn't have maxed-out clubs. The clubs now are amazing.
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I still have a Lydia Ko-signed golf ball in my sock drawer that I'll keep for a while.
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I never mixed with golfers when I was playing, mainly because I didn't want to talk golf all night.
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Golf is like life in a lot of ways - All the biggest wounds are self-inflicted.
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They say that golf isn't a contact sport. Not the way that we play it...
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I'm swimming every day and I'm even trying to get the golf swing working again - but that might take a little bit longer.
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Art is not predictable. Art is not golf, as great as that may be. There are 360 degrees of choice to make.
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I used to play golf with a guy who cheated so badly that he once had a hole in one and wrote down zero on the scorecard.
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I learned to surf for 'Soul Surfer.' Surfing is like golf: You're always battling, and it keeps knocking you down. There are a lot of wipeouts. But when you stay with it and catch that wave, you really taste it. It's magic.
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Dogbert: Scientists have discovered the gene that makes some people love golf. Dilbert: How can they tell it's the golf gene? Dogbert: It's plaid and it lies.
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Golf is not about the quality of your good shots, it is about the quality of your bad shots.
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I had a temper when I played junior golf and had my clubs taken away for slamming them on the ground. I learned very quickly that I didn't want my clubs taken away from me.
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Golf is a game you can never get too good at. You can improve, but you can never get to where you master the game.
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I realized that the secret to golf isn't how low you shoot when it's going good, it's how to make your bad rounds better.
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Golf courses are becoming far too long. Twenty years ago we played three rounds of golf a day and considered we had taken an interminably long time if we took more than two hours to play a round. Today it not infrequently takes over three hours.
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A decision of the courts decided that the game of golf may be played on a Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.
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The beauty of golf, you're in charge out here.
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When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape.
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It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.
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If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today.
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A round of golf is the ideal antidote to stress.
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Golf being a cold, calculating sort of game gives perhaps more scope for folly than any other. We have all the time in the world to make up our minds as to what is the wise thing to do and then we do the foolish one.
