Golf Quotes
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Golf is a great way for someone to learn discipline, responsibility and sportsmanship.?
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A good golf course is like good music or good anything else; it is not necessarily a course which appeals the first time one plays over it, but one which grows on the player the more frequently he visits it.
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Now we know everything about golf equipment. A player doesn't have to know diddly about golf clubs, because we know what a golf club can do and how it can fit to you. I hate to harp on my era because people don't like that, but 30 years back was so different. I didn't have maxed-out clubs. The clubs now are amazing.
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I enjoy coming to Scotland, and my favourite memory has to be my first Open at Carnoustie. Coming over from a small town and playing in something so big to golf and y'all.
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When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape.
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Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore,' shoot six, and write down five.
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I never mixed with golfers when I was playing, mainly because I didn't want to talk golf all night.
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Men capable of governing empires fail to control a small white ball, which presents no difficulties whetever to others with one ounce more brain than a cuckoo clock. I wish to goodness I knew the man who invented this infernal game. I'd strangle him. But I suppose he's been dead for ages. Still, I could go and jump on his grave.
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I've learned a lot about my game every time I play golf in a men's event.
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I had two older brothers, so I was always competing with them. The guys I grew up with on the golf course, when I was 13, they were 15 or 16, and I was always trying to beat them.
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I want to get good enough so I can play in Mia Hamm's golf tournament for her foundation and have an event of my own someday. I'm so competitive, I don't want to go and just pretend I'm a good golfer.
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I have always had a drive that pushed me to try for perfection, and golf is a game in which perfection stays just out of reach.
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On the value of blind shots to golf course design.
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If it did end up in a tie, it has been phenomenal golf. It could happen. If it did, so be it.
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I'm dancing tango, and I'm playing golf, and I'm quite active, you know, and for my age and everything, and what I've gone through, I'm very happy.
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Golf is the most useless outdoor game ever devised to waste the time and try the spirit of man.
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Golf is not about the quality of your good shots, it is about the quality of your bad shots.
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They say that golf isn't a contact sport. Not the way that we play it...
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I realized that the secret to golf isn't how low you shoot when it's going good, it's how to make your bad rounds better.
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The most successful way to play golf is the easiest way.
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Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.
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In golf your strengths and weaknesses will always be there. If you could improve your weaknesses, you would improve your game. The irony is that people prefer to practice their strengths.
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I have always wanted to live where one could practice golf shots in one's pajamas before breakfast.
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The fundamental problem with golf is that every so often, no matter how lacking you may be in the essential virtues required of a steady player, the odds are that one day you will hit the ball straight, hard, and out of sight. This is the essential frustration of this excruciating sport. For when you've done it once, you make the fundamental error of asking yourself why you can't do this all the time. The answer to this question is simple: the first time was a fluke
