Golf Quotes
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Men capable of governing empires fail to control a small white ball, which presents no difficulties whetever to others with one ounce more brain than a cuckoo clock. I wish to goodness I knew the man who invented this infernal game. I'd strangle him. But I suppose he's been dead for ages. Still, I could go and jump on his grave.
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Playing from deep grass is a fact of life in professional golf.
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It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.
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You didn't question - kind of like, you would go to college. You would wear a tie to work. You would, you know, you would work for 40 years. And then you would play golf for three years, and then you would die. That was how I was raised.
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If there's a golf course in heaven, it's like this. I'm in no hurry to tee off but I hope I'm the head pro some day.
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Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.
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The bigger point here is that golf is a good metaphor for one's life. The challenge of golf for me is trying to learn new rules. It's something you always have to work at; you don't get perfect at golf. It's the never-ending quest for betterment.
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Golf is typical capitalist luncay.
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I feel like I understand Trump's character better than the average person now, having seen all of these little interactions with charity. I wanted to keep doing something that's like that, and not just doing pure politics. So my piece of the Trump empire is the golf courses, Mar-a-Lago, and the winery.
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In golf, a player can step and mar the line of his adversary's putt. A player can also hit his adversary or his caddie intentionally with his ball and claim the hole - but it isn't usually done.
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I have always had a drive that pushed me to try for perfection, and golf is a game in which perfection stays just out of reach.
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Art is not predictable. Art is not golf, as great as that may be. There are 360 degrees of choice to make.
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If you are going to talk negative about a place, you’re almost throwing yourself out to begin with because golf is a mental game.
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I'm not really much of a video game player; my son would be the expert in that department. The only game I would really play is golf, the Tiger Woods video game.
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Golf has always been a passion over the years.
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Music is my life. The things that people do don't seem interesting to me at all - going out to bars, carrying on, going to parties. What the hell do people do? Shop? Play golf? Have vacations? That doesn't seem interesting to me. To me, my job as a musician is to be a good receptor. A lot of music comes through me.
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People are more likely to help other people who look exactly like them. They will hang out at the bar and on the golf course with them.
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Golf is like life in a lot of ways - All the biggest wounds are self-inflicted.
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I'm pretty certain that I'm the only son of a billionaire who can drive a D10 Caterpillar better than I can drive a golf cart.
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I realized that the secret to golf isn't how low you shoot when it's going good, it's how to make your bad rounds better.
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You can play golf with liberals, be neighbors with them, go out to dinner. I just don't want them in power.
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Tempo is the glue that sticks all elements of the golf swing together.
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The player had almost as much fun as the parent and coaches. This league is well worth the time the professionals put into it. I would encourage any professional to host a team.
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Golf benefited from today. Congratulations to the U.S.A. That putt that Chris holed on the last, I really take my hat off to him. They played better.
