Golf Quotes
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You didn't question - kind of like, you would go to college. You would wear a tie to work. You would, you know, you would work for 40 years. And then you would play golf for three years, and then you would die. That was how I was raised.
Jim Gaffigan
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I'm still no good at ball-and-stick games. If I go play golf with the guys, it's intended to be a joke.
Neil Peart Rush
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Actually, performing is a lot like golf. You are alone, so vulnerable.
Cathy Rigby
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I want to get good enough so I can play in Mia Hamm's golf tournament for her foundation and have an event of my own someday. I'm so competitive, I don't want to go and just pretend I'm a good golfer.
Ali Krieger
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It's like living at an airshow, unless you have something against airplanes, golf, guns, motorcycles, nice cars or drinking.
Brian R. Norris
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Golf benefited from today. Congratulations to the U.S.A. That putt that Chris holed on the last, I really take my hat off to him. They played better.
Gary Player
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McIlroy's taken the standard of golf to one level beyond where Tiger was.
Colin Montgomerie
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If you are going to talk negative about a place, you’re almost throwing yourself out to begin with because golf is a mental game.
Jordan Spieth
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Golf isn't a game, it's a choice that one makes with one's life.
Charles Rosin
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You can play golf with liberals, be neighbors with them, go out to dinner. I just don't want them in power.
Sean Hannity
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A golf swing is a collection of corrected mistakes.
Carol Mann
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In my opinion, no young player can develop his or her game to its highest potential if he or she rides around the course in a golf cart.
Harvey Penick
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Golf courses are becoming far too long. Twenty years ago we played three rounds of golf a day and considered we had taken an interminably long time if we took more than two hours to play a round. Today it not infrequently takes over three hours.
Alastair Mackenzie
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Golf is like life in a lot of ways - All the biggest wounds are self-inflicted.
Bill Clinton
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A round of golf is the ideal antidote to stress.
Bruce Forsyth
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There's an old saying,'It's a poor craftsman who blames his tools.' It's usually the player who misses those three-footers, not the putter.
Kathy Whitworth
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It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.
Robert Wilson Lynd
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The player had almost as much fun as the parent and coaches. This league is well worth the time the professionals put into it. I would encourage any professional to host a team.
Casey Barnes
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There's so much more to life than golf. Family is always first.
Ernie Els
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I've played well, but things haven't quite come together, ... I'm a little disappointed with the way I've played the last month and half, but that's golf.
Cristie Kerr
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People are more likely to help other people who look exactly like them. They will hang out at the bar and on the golf course with them.
Catherine Hardwicke
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I don't have any hobbies! I don't golf, I can't imagine what I would do if I retired other than get fat.
Cleve Jones
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Golf is typical capitalist luncay.
George Bernard Shaw
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As long as I keep enjoying my golf, then hopefully I'll be able to play well.
Rory McIlroy