Golf Quotes
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A pretty girl will always have the toughest time learning to play golf, because every man wants to give her lessons.
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You didn't question - kind of like, you would go to college. You would wear a tie to work. You would, you know, you would work for 40 years. And then you would play golf for three years, and then you would die. That was how I was raised.
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To play well you must feel tranquil and at peace. I have never been troubled by nerves in golf because I felt I had nothing to lose and everything to gain.
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If you are going to talk negative about a place, you’re almost throwing yourself out to begin with because golf is a mental game.
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In golf your strengths and weaknesses will always be there. If you could improve your weaknesses, you would improve your game. The irony is that people prefer to practice their strengths.
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I've heard people say my swing's not perfect, and I know that. But golf's a natural sport, very sensitive. It's played a lot by feel. I don't care if my swing is too flat. If it works, I don't have to change it.
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There are no absolutes in golf. Golf is such an individual game, and no two people swing alike.
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Golf is typical capitalist luncay.
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Dogbert: Scientists have discovered the gene that makes some people love golf. Dilbert: How can they tell it's the golf gene? Dogbert: It's plaid and it lies.
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I'm still no good at ball-and-stick games. If I go play golf with the guys, it's intended to be a joke.
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I've played well, but things haven't quite come together, ... I'm a little disappointed with the way I've played the last month and half, but that's golf.
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Golf is the most useless outdoor game ever devised to waste the time and try the spirit of man.
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I try to exercise in nature, and I try to play golf once a month. The last time I played golf with my wife, however, she got better scores than me, which became an additional source of stress.
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Tempo is the glue that sticks all elements of the golf swing together.
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I like to play golf. You know, make a little money, lose a little money. Get 10 bucks, lose 20 bucks.
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Too many people asking too many questions in tennis. Golf is better.
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Talent is something you are born with, and a skill is something you develop. 99% of what you need to succeed in golf are skills
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It goes without saying that it is no good having a perfect setup, perfect grip and perfect golf swing if the whole thing is misaligned. It sounds obvious but many players simply do not spend enough time getting themselves on target.
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I have a very good sense of humour. I love telling jokes, especially on the golf course.
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I'm not really much of a video game player; my son would be the expert in that department. The only game I would really play is golf, the Tiger Woods video game.
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There are very few sports where you can find that tranquility. Some people find that in golf, but when you're in the water it's such a difference from the golf course or the basketball court. That's what makes surfing unique over any other sport.
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Golf is a search for perfection, for balance. It's about meditation and concentration. You have to use hand and brain.
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You can play golf with liberals, be neighbors with them, go out to dinner. I just don't want them in power.
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The one place where I can relax is on the golf course with my teammates and buddies, assuming I'm hitting the golf ball well. If I'm not, well, that is another story.
