Golf Quotes
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Art is not predictable. Art is not golf, as great as that may be. There are 360 degrees of choice to make.
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I want to get good enough so I can play in Mia Hamm's golf tournament for her foundation and have an event of my own someday. I'm so competitive, I don't want to go and just pretend I'm a good golfer.
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I'm pretty certain that I'm the only son of a billionaire who can drive a D10 Caterpillar better than I can drive a golf cart.
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The scores were going so low all week. You just have to keep your foot to the floor on this golf course. Fortunately, I made a lot of good putts coming into the house.
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Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.
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On golf: One of the most distressing defects of civilization.
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Men capable of governing empires fail to control a small white ball, which presents no difficulties whetever to others with one ounce more brain than a cuckoo clock. I wish to goodness I knew the man who invented this infernal game. I'd strangle him. But I suppose he's been dead for ages. Still, I could go and jump on his grave.
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I enjoy coming to Scotland, and my favourite memory has to be my first Open at Carnoustie. Coming over from a small town and playing in something so big to golf and y'all.
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The bigger point here is that golf is a good metaphor for one's life. The challenge of golf for me is trying to learn new rules. It's something you always have to work at; you don't get perfect at golf. It's the never-ending quest for betterment.
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It's like living at an airshow, unless you have something against airplanes, golf, guns, motorcycles, nice cars or drinking.
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Golf is like life in a lot of ways - All the biggest wounds are self-inflicted.
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They say that golf isn't a contact sport. Not the way that we play it...
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There's so much more to life than golf. Family is always first.
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Golf always makes me so damned angry.
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You can play golf with liberals, be neighbors with them, go out to dinner. I just don't want them in power.
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Golf has always been a passion over the years.
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Golf benefited from today. Congratulations to the U.S.A. That putt that Chris holed on the last, I really take my hat off to him. They played better.
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If there's a golf course in heaven, it's like this. I'm in no hurry to tee off but I hope I'm the head pro some day.
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I try to exercise in nature, and I try to play golf once a month. The last time I played golf with my wife, however, she got better scores than me, which became an additional source of stress.
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Golf is a game of misses, and the winners are those who have the best misses
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I'm not really much of a video game player; my son would be the expert in that department. The only game I would really play is golf, the Tiger Woods video game.
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I don't have any hobbies! I don't golf, I can't imagine what I would do if I retired other than get fat.
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People are more likely to help other people who look exactly like them. They will hang out at the bar and on the golf course with them.
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I realized that the secret to golf isn't how low you shoot when it's going good, it's how to make your bad rounds better.
