Golf Quotes
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Men capable of governing empires fail to control a small white ball, which presents no difficulties whetever to others with one ounce more brain than a cuckoo clock. I wish to goodness I knew the man who invented this infernal game. I'd strangle him. But I suppose he's been dead for ages. Still, I could go and jump on his grave.
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On golf: One of the most distressing defects of civilization.
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I have always had a drive that pushed me to try for perfection, and golf is a game in which perfection stays just out of reach.
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Every day I play golf, that's my goal. To break 70 the other way. To shoot 70 or better.
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It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.
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If there's a golf course in heaven, it's like this. I'm in no hurry to tee off but I hope I'm the head pro some day.
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Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.
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Golf is a game of misses, and the winners are those who have the best misses
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Golf benefited from today. Congratulations to the U.S.A. That putt that Chris holed on the last, I really take my hat off to him. They played better.
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If you are going to talk negative about a place, you’re almost throwing yourself out to begin with because golf is a mental game.
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The bigger point here is that golf is a good metaphor for one's life. The challenge of golf for me is trying to learn new rules. It's something you always have to work at; you don't get perfect at golf. It's the never-ending quest for betterment.
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Art is not predictable. Art is not golf, as great as that may be. There are 360 degrees of choice to make.
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In golf, a player can step and mar the line of his adversary's putt. A player can also hit his adversary or his caddie intentionally with his ball and claim the hole - but it isn't usually done.
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I'm not really much of a video game player; my son would be the expert in that department. The only game I would really play is golf, the Tiger Woods video game.
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Golf is typical capitalist luncay.
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You didn't question - kind of like, you would go to college. You would wear a tie to work. You would, you know, you would work for 40 years. And then you would play golf for three years, and then you would die. That was how I was raised.
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Music is my life. The things that people do don't seem interesting to me at all - going out to bars, carrying on, going to parties. What the hell do people do? Shop? Play golf? Have vacations? That doesn't seem interesting to me. To me, my job as a musician is to be a good receptor. A lot of music comes through me.
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People are more likely to help other people who look exactly like them. They will hang out at the bar and on the golf course with them.
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There's so much more to life than golf. Family is always first.
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I enjoy coming to Scotland, and my favourite memory has to be my first Open at Carnoustie. Coming over from a small town and playing in something so big to golf and y'all.
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Golf is like life in a lot of ways - All the biggest wounds are self-inflicted.
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A great deal of unnecessarily bad golf is played in this world.
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Tempo is the glue that sticks all elements of the golf swing together.
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The player had almost as much fun as the parent and coaches. This league is well worth the time the professionals put into it. I would encourage any professional to host a team.
