Golf Quotes
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It's a piece of property that, if you're going to have a development out here, you need to have a golf course because you need to take care of the effluent water being created by the development.
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I've heard people say my swing's not perfect, and I know that. But golf's a natural sport, very sensitive. It's played a lot by feel. I don't care if my swing is too flat. If it works, I don't have to change it.
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Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.
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The next time I cry about golf it will only be with joy. It's not worth crying over golf for any other reason. After all, it's only a game.
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Golf isn't a game, it's a choice that one makes with one's life.
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I certainly don't think adrenalin coursing through your veins, is going to help with the fine motor skills of golf.
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I'm still no good at ball-and-stick games. If I go play golf with the guys, it's intended to be a joke.
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There are very few sports where you can find that tranquility. Some people find that in golf, but when you're in the water it's such a difference from the golf course or the basketball court. That's what makes surfing unique over any other sport.
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Tempo is the glue that sticks all elements of the golf swing together.
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Dogbert: Scientists have discovered the gene that makes some people love golf. Dilbert: How can they tell it's the golf gene? Dogbert: It's plaid and it lies.
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I like to play golf. You know, make a little money, lose a little money. Get 10 bucks, lose 20 bucks.
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I'm not really much of a video game player; my son would be the expert in that department. The only game I would really play is golf, the Tiger Woods video game.
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It's like living at an airshow, unless you have something against airplanes, golf, guns, motorcycles, nice cars or drinking.
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In order to hit a good golf shot at that moment in time when you're standing over the ball, you must believe that golf shot is the most important things in your life.
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I try to exercise in nature, and I try to play golf once a month. The last time I played golf with my wife, however, she got better scores than me, which became an additional source of stress.
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There are no absolutes in golf. Golf is such an individual game, and no two people swing alike.
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Golf is a very serious part of my life, but when you stop having fun at it, that's when it's time to hang it up.
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I have a very good sense of humour. I love telling jokes, especially on the golf course.
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Actually, performing is a lot like golf. You are alone, so vulnerable.
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A great deal of unnecessarily bad golf is played in this world.
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Golf is the most useless outdoor game ever devised to waste the time and try the spirit of man.
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Golf is a search for perfection, for balance. It's about meditation and concentration. You have to use hand and brain.
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All seasoned players know, or at least have felt, that when you are playing your best, you are much the same as in a state of meditation. You are free of tension and chatter. You are concentrating on one thing. It is the ideal condition for good golf.
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I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn't speak English and I couldn't speak French, so there was little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations - that's why we got married really quickly.
