Golf Quotes
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Golf is like 99.9 percent of my life, and then there's school. I don't get much time to go out with my friends.
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Golf was big in my family.
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Extremely large greens breed slovenly play. When any green ceases to command respect, it loses its value as a test of that rarest of all strokes, the shot home.
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Golf is a very, very frustrating game.
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You can't pick up a golf club if your thumb hurts.
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Golf made me feel like a loser. So I dismissed it.
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I suck at golf and a variety of other things I go out and do with my friends.
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Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.
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I don't play golf. I have more fun singing and dancing.
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I started when I was three, and on some courses they wouldn't let me play because they said I was too little. They wouldn't accept that a child could play. So my parents had to argue at times with some people at golf courses so I could.
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This new baseball is like a golf ball. I think there are going to be a lot more dents put in the wall at Fenway Park this year.
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Those years on the golf course as a caddie, boy, those people were something. They were vulgar, some were alcoholics, racist, they were very difficult people to deal with. A lot of them didn't have a sense of humor.
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I was an athlete when I was younger and played a lot of sports, including golf, but I always ended up throwing around my clubs in frustration.
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I have no interest in owning a football club; I don't play golf; I don't like horseracing and I'd rather become a professional bungee jumper than enter politics.
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Nothing goes down slower than a golf handicap.
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You don't go to Palm Springs in the summer unless you're building a golf course.
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'Golf Digest' had all the old school swings, and my favorite swing, ever, was Nick Faldo's swing. And it had all the greats, Ernie Els and Nick Faldo and all that stuff, and I had the pictures of their swing sequences on my wall.
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I play golf just about every week. I'm playing on the Senior Tour now - super seniors - I'm a super senior.
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The business man - the man to whom age brings golf instead of wisdom.
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A lot of my buddies also played golf, but when it came to going to the beach or on the boat and chasing girls, they usually went that way and I went to the golf course.
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For me, 'choking' is just another term in golf.
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More than anything else, though, to anyone who would write about it, golf offers a four-hour drama in two acts, which becomes memorable even in the tape-recorded reminiscenses of old champs, and which - in the hands of someone like Herb Wind - can become a piece of war correspondence as artfully controlled as Alan Morehead's account of Gallipoli.
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It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play?
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I met a guy on the golf course who was a kinesiologist - after I looked up the word, I found out it meant exercise. I started working with him, and that was many years ago.
