Golf Quotes
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Golf is a very, very frustrating game.
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That's the great thing about golf is you never know who is going to win. On good, tough golf courses, it brings it back to the best players. But it's always the best player that week is going to win. I mean, so it could be anybody.
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In America, they have specialist mystery book stores with whole sections devoted to cat mysteries, golf mysteries, quilting mysteries. It's a hugely broad genre from the darkest noir to tales of a 19th-century vet who solves crimes, thanks to his talking cat.
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I've seen the bottom and I know the difference between good golf and bad golf.
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Scott Medlock's portrait of 'the shot heard around the world' from the 1935 Masters is still being celebrated as a moment in Golf History. Imagine that!
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Um, yeah 15-year-olds don't lead at an LPGA event all the time. But like I said, I'm very surprised. I've been playing really good golf and I'm confident with my game.
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The life of a professional golfer is precarious at best. Win, and they carry you to the clubhouse on their shoulders. Lose, and you pay the caddies in the dark.
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Golf is like 99.9 percent of my life, and then there's school. I don't get much time to go out with my friends.
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When you make a mistake, the ocean gives you an instant reminder. You get punished. If golf clubs could shock you every time you hit the ball wrong, we'd probably learn how to play golf pretty well.
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If you're thinking clearly and are content about where your life is - to where you can just think about the present, think about the now - that's what you need to do to hit good golf shots. I know there are a lot of distractions, but when you're thinking clearly, you're more free. You've got to have that freedom on the golf course.
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I met a guy on the golf course who was a kinesiologist - after I looked up the word, I found out it meant exercise. I started working with him, and that was many years ago.
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People always say golfers don't smile. But there is so much psychology in golf so we have to be a bit robotic.
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I was never interested in golf until someone brought up the Get Golf Ready program to me.
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Prejudice hasn't changed to this day, not in golf. Maybe in other sports.
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To get an elementary grasp of the game of golf, a human must learn, by endless practice, a continuous and subtle series of highly unnatural movements, involving about sixty-four muscles, that result in a seemingly natural swing, taking two seconds to begin and end.
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I like football, baseball, basketball, golf, racing.
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Faith sir! She looks like the Old Course.
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I don't play golf. I have more fun singing and dancing.
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And then who comes along to save the day? A couple of tool-belt wearing, golf-loving, Dinah Shore weekend lesbians sent from heaven.
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I feel it's important to be active. People who retire, sit by their swimming pool and golf course and plan to relax have a very empty life.
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I thought I would just become a pro at a golf course.
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Track and field is tougher physically, but golf is tougher mentally.
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In golf, 'close' is like the north and south rim of the Grand Canyon.
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I have a tip that will take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
