Golf Quotes
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Now personally, I think the president should golf every day and never have a press conference. I want the leader of the free world to be as stress-free as possible. And if golf helps fade the psychic heat from the job, by all means tee it up often, Mr. President.
Mark McKinnon
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[When asked how someone 6'3" had dared take up golf:] I was too tall to make the chess team in my high school, so I tried golf.
Carol Mann
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If some hole does not possess striking individuality through some gift of nature, it must be given as much as possible artificially, and the artifice must be introduced in so subtle a manner as to make it seem natural.
Albert Warren "Tillie" Tillinghast
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You are going to hit some good shots and not get rewarded, but that's just U.S. Open golf. It's tough; it's hard.
Peter Uihlein
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Man has been breeding livestock for ten thousand years and has yet to come up with a monstrous sheep that can trample buildings and graze a whole golf course for breakfast.
P. J. O'Rourke
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I'm gonna be the best dad that ever lived. I'll have a ranch with a race car track and a golf course.
Jeremy London
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There are plenty of guys who played great golf, had great careers and only won a few majors.
Johnny Miller
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Almost all the golf courses in Staten Island double as something else.
Colin Jost
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I tend to do golf charity things because it's much safer and you don't get much chance of a broken arm or leg.
Dougray Scott
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Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of middle age. It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
Franklin Pierce Adams
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I'm obsessed with golf, so I love going to play golf.
Chris Lane
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You can't play enough golf or do any of those other things that fill that kind of excitement that coaching gave me in the big games.
Don Shula
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It's so bad I could putt off a tabletop and still leave the ball halfway down the leg.
J. C. Snead
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To get an elementary grasp of the game of golf, a human must learn, by endless practice, a continuous and subtle series of highly unnatural movements, involving about sixty-four muscles, that result in a seemingly natural swing, taking two seconds to begin and end.
Alistair Cooke
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He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes to its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.
P. G. Wodehouse
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The Masters is more like a vast Edwardian garden party than a golf tournament.
Alistair Cooke
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Pretty it's pretty good for me because I'm over here in the winters. It's really improved my golf game.
Peter Forsberg
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Nothing dissects a man in public quite like golf.
Brent Musburger
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Golf is a weird sport. Some days you got it. Some days you don't.
Dustin Johnson
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In my life, I'd like to play more golf and, and get a decent handicap.
Ken Buck
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I'm not very good in the rain. I don't wear a golf glove.
Fred Couples
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That's the nature of sport, if you look at how Europe has performed they have found a way to win but golf is cyclical and there's not much between the teams.
Darren Clarke
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Good golf is easier to play-and far more pleasant-than bad golf.
Babe Didrikson Zaharias
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If it's sports and women's golf, men's golf, and it's on TV, I'm watching it. I watched those ladies do what they do at such a high level, and she's obviously a big basketball fan and a fan of ours, too. So it was cool to have that interaction.
Stephen Curry